Imagine what will happen when national health card is a reality and everyone& #39;s medical records are centralized. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> https://twitter.com/rahulkanwal/status/1299307442774265856">https://twitter.com/rahulkanw...
Breaking on India Today, Taimur has an ingrown toe nail, is this the beginning of toe jihad? Watch Rahul Kanwal in our virtual Nail Salon as he breaks down Pak& #39;s latest terror plan.
Rajdeep: Sad state of affairs when media frenzy over toenails obscures flood situation in odisha. Watch my interview of Taimur tomorrow with exclusive close ups of his toenail. Shubh ratri.
Barkha: I have been on the road for 2 months covering the toe nail controversy. When will hypernationalist media https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Gesicht mit rollenden Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit rollenden Augen"> do real reporting.
Kiran shaw: omg barkha much wow
Barkha: thank you so much kiran, hope to see you at koshys in Bangalore soon
Ram Guha: the controversy over in grown toe nails and Congress& #39; lackadaisical response only highlights why Rahul Gandhi needs to make room for a grassroots leader like Sonu Sood to take over Congress.
Times Now: Navika has just walked in with her daily sabzi and ration and a printout of saifeenas latest chats what do you have navika?
Navika: sensational breakthru rahul we have exclusive pics where a camel toe is clearly visible confirming involvement of tableeghi jamaat
Republic.
*arnab takes face out of cocaine heap and wipes powder off his nose*
THIS IS SENSATIONAL. SCANDALOUS. Where are those who said Taimur was only such a sweet cutie pie? Where are they now. I DEMAND A RESPONSE.
*pops blood vessel, passes out*
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