Imagine what will happen when national health card is a reality and everyone's medical records are centralized. https://twitter.com/rahulkanwal/status/1299307442774265856

Breaking on India Today, Taimur has an ingrown toe nail, is this the beginning of toe jihad? Watch Rahul Kanwal in our virtual Nail Salon as he breaks down Pak's latest terror plan.

Rajdeep: Sad state of affairs when media frenzy over toenails obscures flood situation in odisha. Watch my interview of Taimur tomorrow with exclusive close ups of his toenail. Shubh ratri.

Barkha: I have been on the road for 2 months covering the toe nail controversy. When will hypernationalist media do real reporting.
Kiran shaw: omg barkha much wow
Barkha: thank you so much kiran, hope to see you at koshys in Bangalore soon

Ram Guha: the controversy over in grown toe nails and Congress' lackadaisical response only highlights why Rahul Gandhi needs to make room for a grassroots leader like Sonu Sood to take over Congress.

Times Now: Navika has just walked in with her daily sabzi and ration and a printout of saifeenas latest chats what do you have navika?
Navika: sensational breakthru rahul we have exclusive pics where a camel toe is clearly visible confirming involvement of tableeghi jamaat

Republic.
*arnab takes face out of cocaine heap and wipes powder off his nose*
THIS IS SENSATIONAL. SCANDALOUS. Where are those who said Taimur was only such a sweet cutie pie? Where are they now. I DEMAND A RESPONSE.
*pops blood vessel, passes out*