Ur/ata is posing for his lays photoshoot

You& #39;re there behind the cameraman

He& #39;s doing the potatochip duckface pose

You tap the cameraman on the shoulder

He looks at you at nods

1/7
You approach Ura/ta, while staring at the potatoes in his mouth

You subtly lick your lips

You can feel his eyes on you

You stop in front of him and smile

2/7
You put your hands gently around his neck

He wants to question you but he& #39;s too curious and just continues to look at you slightly amused

You lean in slowly, while staring in his eyes which grow a little wider the closer you get

3/7
You open your mouth wide and put your lips around the chips

You can feel him jump a little at your gesture but still he doesn& #39;t make any move to stop you

You abruptly close your mouth

*crunch*

4/7
You slowly raise your hands off his neck and and straighten your back, while munching on the chips in your mouth

Ura/ta just continues staring at you, a mix of emotions pooling in his eyes

You swallow the chips and wink at him, while licking your lips

5/7
You turn on your heels and walk away with proud steps

The rest of the chips fall out of Ura/ta& #39;s still open mouth as he watches you go

You reach the cameraman and beam at him

6/7
He nods again and proceeds to give instructions for the next pose to a now bewildered model

Ura/ta scrambles to pull himself together quickly, but you can still hear him mumble something under his breath as his whole face turns red

The end

7/7
AND*

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW

AAAA THE PAINNNNNN
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