Ur/ata is posing for his lays photoshoot

You're there behind the cameraman

He's doing the potatochip duckface pose

You tap the cameraman on the shoulder

He looks at you at nods

1/7

You approach Ura/ta, while staring at the potatoes in his mouth

You subtly lick your lips

You can feel his eyes on you

You stop in front of him and smile

2/7

You put your hands gently around his neck

He wants to question you but he's too curious and just continues to look at you slightly amused

You lean in slowly, while staring in his eyes which grow a little wider the closer you get

3/7

You open your mouth wide and put your lips around the chips

You can feel him jump a little at your gesture but still he doesn't make any move to stop you

You abruptly close your mouth

*crunch*

4/7

You slowly raise your hands off his neck and and straighten your back, while munching on the chips in your mouth

Ura/ta just continues staring at you, a mix of emotions pooling in his eyes

You swallow the chips and wink at him, while licking your lips

5/7

You turn on your heels and walk away with proud steps

The rest of the chips fall out of Ura/ta's still open mouth as he watches you go

You reach the cameraman and beam at him

6/7

He nods again and proceeds to give instructions for the next pose to a now bewildered model

Ura/ta scrambles to pull himself together quickly, but you can still hear him mumble something under his breath as his whole face turns red

The end

7/7

AND*

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS UNTIL NOW

AAAA THE PAINNNNNN