Thread by @J4DEWEST, headcanoning a bunch of harry potter characters because it makes joanne mad: [...]

headcanoning a bunch of harry potter characters because it makes joanne mad: a thread

also btw i use the straight flags in this thread i don’t condone the use of those it’s stupid especially the ally flag bc like ? Do you want a cookie for being a decent human being? but i use them in here so i stay with the two picture theme

harry potter - bisexual and neurodivergent i said what i SAID!!!

ron weasley - bisexual and trans serve

hermione granger - pansexual

luna lovegood - DYKE!!!! she is a lesbian PERIOD!!! also neurodivergent queen

ginny weasley - bisexual also can we talk about how bonnie wright was the perfect actress but the way they wrote her in the movies

neville longbottom - trans

draco malfoy - this is a GAY ASS MF!!! you’re gonna tell me i’m WRONG?!?

newt scamander - autistic pan and trans i love it for him this is all true it’s not a headcanon he told me himself

dean thomas and seamus finnigan are gay and in LOVE mf!!! boyfriends!!! joanne never even bothered giving them wives in the endgame because she KNEW!!! she KNEW she couldn’t hide this from us!!!

hagrid is straight but he luvs all the lgbt kids at school he goes to pride parades with them

mcgonagall is a lesbian she runs the hogwarts gsa it’s probably hella awkward idk

as prince henry once said, “i don’t give a damn what joanne has to say, remus john lupin is gay as the day is long, and i won’t hear a word against it.”

sirius black - bisexual king

tonks is a neopronouns lesbian . her and lupin got married bc they both wanted kids so they pulled an evelyn hugo and harry cameron . That’s canon now because i said so. Also she’s neurodivergent

lily and james potter are heterosexuals maybe the only hets i think also there’s no picture of them because the movies did them so dirty and they look like 50 years old mf theyre 21