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headcanoning a bunch of harry potter characters because it makes joanne mad: a thread
also btw i use the straight flags in this thread i don’t condone the use of those it’s stupid especially the ally flag bc like ? Do you want a cookie for being a decent human being? but i use them in here so i stay with the two picture theme
harry potter - bisexual and neurodivergent i said what i SAID!!!
ron weasley - bisexual and trans serve
hermione granger - pansexual
luna lovegood - DYKE!!!! she is a lesbian PERIOD!!! also neurodivergent queen
ginny weasley - bisexual also can we talk about how bonnie wright was the perfect actress but the way they wrote her in the movies 
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neville longbottom - trans
draco malfoy - this is a GAY ASS MF!!! you’re gonna tell me i’m WRONG?!?
newt scamander - autistic pan and trans i love it for him this is all true it’s not a headcanon he told me himself
dean thomas and seamus finnigan are gay and in LOVE mf!!! boyfriends!!! joanne never even bothered giving them wives in the endgame because she KNEW!!! she KNEW she couldn’t hide this from us!!!
hagrid is straight but he luvs all the lgbt kids at school he goes to pride parades with them
mcgonagall is a lesbian she runs the hogwarts gsa it’s probably hella awkward idk
as prince henry once said, “i don’t give a damn what joanne has to say, remus john lupin is gay as the day is long, and i won’t hear a word against it.”
sirius black - bisexual king
tonks is a neopronouns lesbian . her and lupin got married bc they both wanted kids so they pulled an evelyn hugo and harry cameron . That’s canon now because i said so. Also she’s neurodivergent
lily and james potter are heterosexuals maybe the only hets i think also there’s no picture of them because the movies did them so dirty and they look like 50 years old mf theyre 21
narcissia malfoy is bi and lucius is a repressed gay . Look at him that is not a heterosexual
bonus! the sorting hat is gay and non-binary
I MENTIONED TONKS USES NEOPRONOUNS BUT I FORGOT TO ADD THE NBY FLAG I AM SO SORRY TONKS
