do i trust you based on the fictional men you simp for: a thread (qrt suggestions pls im bored & tipsy)
alizayd al qahtani
-ya’ll are def dumb af like ya boy but i love ya’ll and 10/10 would trust u
-always standing up for whats right
-def not asking u for romantic advice tho
darkling
- no đź’•
- if he was ugly ya’ll wouldnt like him
- the make me your villain line is valid tho
nezha (the poppy war)
- do i love you? yes
- do i trust you? no
- ive got whiplash from ya’ll
kaladin (way of kings)
- yeah but u gotta stop brooding its scaring the hoes
- r u okay? be honest
hilo (green bone saga)
- i trust u w/my life
- i simp for (1) man and (1) man alone
- ya’ll dont fuck around & i respect that
-def knows where the clit is
victor vale (vicious)
- yeah ur the crabby type who is actually pretty soft when u get down to it
- hows that ex best friend u had a crush on
itachi uchiha
- not that far into naruto so imma say no based on my secondhand fandom knowledge. (Maybe when i get to his arc I’ll change my mind?)
- u are a fashion icon tho
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