who's gonna save you when i'm gone, people? sos @alterbridge because it's like way hotter than seven inches from the midday sun out there @matchbox20 H€LP ASAP PLZ!

don't let me die here @evanescence because i am bulletproof @godsmack and coming undone as we speak @Korn and i constantly pray for God to keep my head above water @AvrilLavigne and to feel so alive for the first time @PodSaveAmerica my poker face @ladygaga

let me be myself @3doorsdown so we can all shine collectively @CollectiveSoul and stay all @jack 'd up on mountain dew @pepsi because i wanna be a @rockstarenergy and we all just wanna have a @Nickelback with the @threedaysgrace that has already been paid.

'cuz my @MonsterEnergy are real and oftentimes @Shinedown and walk the sky @alterbridge coming in like a wrecking ball @MileyCyrus which is mostly an obscene part of the #GodIsDope show @marilynmanson which the @nineinchnails were driven under by @seether

pull this thread as i walk away @Weezer