In his speech from the White House to the Republican National Convention Thursday night, President Donald Trump said that if Joe Biden wins the election in November, Democrats “will make every city look like Democrat-run Portland, Oregon.” (1/10)
If you heard that message from another city, you might be scared. What if your city did look like Portland? What would that mean? Should you be worried??! (2/10)
Our @lizzzyacker put together a list of a few things you may see in your city or town, if it begins to look like Portland. (3/10)
Food carts on nearly every corner! We have taco trucks aplenty, but we also have barbecue trucks, barbecue taco trucks and trucks with nearly any cuisine you can imagine. (4/10)
Too many rivers. Do you want a city with not one but two major rivers? Of course you don’t! That’s just too many rivers! (5/10)
This guy. (6/10)
Or, alternately, this guy. (7/10)
The surest sign that your city is a Portland-style hellhole is bus riders who insist on thanking the driver when they get off. Why are they so nice?? https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😱" title="Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Vor Angst schreiendes Gesicht">(9/10)
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