i appreciate that Epic Games are having a difficult day but my stolen car was just found in Union City full of meth.
*phones cop*
"hey again, so I found a bunch of "illegal material" in this car...do you guys have to come back, or can I just toss it?"
cop; what kind of illegal material?
me; ...I think it& #39;s meth?
cop; we& #39;re coming back. don& #39;t touch it.
"hey again, so I found a bunch of "illegal material" in this car...do you guys have to come back, or can I just toss it?"
cop; what kind of illegal material?
me; ...I think it& #39;s meth?
cop; we& #39;re coming back. don& #39;t touch it.
the car was gone for 6 weeks and had been abandoned there for about 3. rear seats & trunk loaded with tools for break-ins. rear of the car all kinds of smashed up. insurance already paid out so it& #39;s getting towed next week. at least I know it had a fun retirement
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....okay, fukin hell.
so I decided to search methcar for any of my personal items before the tow truck comes and...I’m pretty sure this isn’t mine?
so I decided to search methcar for any of my personal items before the tow truck comes and...I’m pretty sure this isn’t mine?