Oh, hello Perry the Platypus. I don’t have time for you today. As you’ll see in #PhineasAndFerbMovie, I need to save my daughter, Vanessa!

So it all started a few hours ago, when I was scrolling through my phone to look at pictures from the L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. convention, you know, the League of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United for Frightening Investments in Naughtiness. I know, it’s a terrible acronym.

Then I noticed that Vanessa posted a picture of herself on an alien planet!

So now I’m building a Space-Portal-inator to go get her. I would’ve finished it sooner if Norm didn’t keep distracting me. No, Norm, I don’t want muffins!

I was just putting the finishing touches on the machine when FIVE ALIENS WALKED THROUGH THE PORTAL. Or, at least I thought they were aliens, but turns out they were actually five normal human earthling kids.

They were looking for their sister, Candace, who happened to be abducted by the same aliens who kidnapped my daughter Vanessa!

Ok, the portal didn’t work. So now we’re all taking my Galactic-Travel-inator to the planet Feebla-Oot. I’m just saying in case you need to reach me, I may be out of cell range. And it’s a Galactic-Travel-inator. NOT A SPACESHIP.

And so once we got to — Perry. What are you doing?!

Wait, where are you going? Oh, am I boring you? AM I BORING you?! Sorry my life isn’t more interesting! CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!