Me: You know I have OCD tendencies &couldn& #39;t stop until it was done.

Sister: That& #39;s why I helped you finish. Also I don& #39;t like peas & carrots & wanted chicken & rice since it was already cooked.

Then we sang a little Tanya Tucker& #39;s https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ”" title="Musiknote" aria-label="Emoji: Musiknote">Delta Dawn what& #39;s that flower you have onhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ”" title="Musiknote" aria-label="Emoji: Musiknote">
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸŽ”" title="Musiknote" aria-label="Emoji: Musiknote">Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? & did I hear you say he was meeting you here today To take you to his mansion in the sky?
All the folks round Brownsville say she& #39;s crazy Cause she walks dowtown with a suitcase in her hand
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We were not like peas and carrots.
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My sister was not exclusively seeing the 25 y.o. You know how cougars gonna coug.

She told 25 y.o. & a DIFFERENT guy (her age) she was helping me move. The dad feeling guilty about the breakup sent his son the 25 y.o. over to help my sister help me move & THE 2ND GUY SHOWS UP.
I don& #39;t know if this is turning into a polyamorous story per se, but it definitely got poly- humourous.
2ND GUY shows up on his brand new Harley, which my sister is chomping at the bit to ride but can& #39;t let on. I go in the house among the mess, pour liquor in a Disney princess cup and come sit on the curb to watch the show.
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