Me: You know I have OCD tendencies &couldn't stop until it was done.

Sister: That's why I helped you finish. Also I don't like peas & carrots & wanted chicken & rice since it was already cooked.

Then we sang a little Tanya Tucker's đŸŽ”Delta Dawn what's that flower you have onđŸŽ”
đŸŽ”Could it be a faded rose from days gone by? & did I hear you say he was meeting you here today To take you to his mansion in the sky?
All the folks round Brownsville say she's crazy Cause she walks dowtown with a suitcase in her hand
Looking for a mysterious dark-haired manđŸŽ”
We were not like peas and carrots.
Delta Dawn on YouTube with Lyrics.
My sister was not exclusively seeing the 25 y.o. You know how cougars gonna coug.

She told 25 y.o. & a DIFFERENT guy (her age) she was helping me move. The dad feeling guilty about the breakup sent his son the 25 y.o. over to help my sister help me move & THE 2ND GUY SHOWS UP.
I don't know if this is turning into a polyamorous story per se, but it definitely got poly- humourous.
2ND GUY shows up on his brand new Harley, which my sister is chomping at the bit to ride but can't let on. I go in the house among the mess, pour liquor in a Disney princess cup and come sit on the curb to watch the show.
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