Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" showers with AXE.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" has the personality of La Croix's bottom tier flavour.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" has a closet informed entirely by Jake Paul videos.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" salutes a can of White Claw every afternoon after sharing one with absolutely no one.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" has no crowns in Fall Guys and it shows.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" spells "you're" as "your" on job applications.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" still uses MapQuest.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" stores their entire personality in a Desktop folder called "top gifs" which took them 8 months to build.

Every Twitch viewer whose go to commentary is "cringe" proposes to Instagramers.