the umbrella academy cast and their bizarre outfits and inability to dress like normal people — a thread

tom hopper: “tommy gun”. and how did he get that far with his shirt and tie like that? and then i don’t even wanna talk about that fourth picture

david casteñada: ...this outfit was ALMOST enough to make me unstan. it’s the pants under the shorts for me. and he has the audacity to look PROUD up there? while dressed like that?

emmy-raver lampman: she couldn’t have a bad outfit if she tried but nevertheless these are undeniably very unique and not ordinary by any means. beautiful beautiful beautiful but not ordinary nonetheless so it fits

robert sheehan: easily the worst off of them all. he’s extraterrestrial. these pictures do not even scratch the surface of how far gone he is in his “fashion” endeavor if it can even be considered fashion. could do a whole thread on his outfits alone. love him 10/10

aidan gallagher: jock popular athletic boy lettermans jacket vibe confused with emo quiet sad kid vibe. somebody please support him as he sorts himself out

justin min: way too short pants up his calves with tall socks, those crusty orange pants, “100% human” which is a straight-up lie and he knows it. the last pic was on his twitter to express how “fit” he was. always wears light clothes, and when he doesn’t, we get these pics.

ellen page: for her it’s just her in dresses bc she was forced to wear them before she came out but she didn’t want to :( you can see how uncomfortable she was so this one is just sad. she looks beautiful in anything but she looks most beautiful when she’s happy and comfortable

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