Ok, I need genuine help here.

There& #39;s a good chance that there& #39;s a snake loose in my car.

What do I do? Start poking around in all the holes? Try to lure it out? Wtf do I use for bait?
We were helping a friend move yesterday, and now they have a snake cage but no snake.

There are vents all over the place but no way am I poking around in them.

Have left chicken out. Do snakes eat chicken?

Also ffs @BMW why do your cars have so many vents?
I& #39;m thinking tomorrow I might rig up a motion activated IR camera. But tonight the serpent can sleep easy.
Carsnake update

The chicken was untouched. A plan was made to drive to the pet shop to buy ex-mice.

But now the car& #39;s showing warning lights

IS THE SNAKE EATING MY CAR?

I& #39;m now at the dealership about to ask someone to look at the car oh and btw watch out for a snake
Well if this isn& #39;t the saddest little bag I& #39;ve ever seen.

Apparently they explode if you microwave them, fyi.
Folks, I was worried this story would end in disappointment

NOPE
Betty was collected safe and sound earlier today. A little stressed and very hungry, but otherwise fine.

I have some fresh traumas to repress.
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