Ok, I need genuine help here.

There's a good chance that there's a snake loose in my car.

What do I do? Start poking around in all the holes? Try to lure it out? Wtf do I use for bait?

We were helping a friend move yesterday, and now they have a snake cage but no snake.

There are vents all over the place but no way am I poking around in them.

Have left chicken out. Do snakes eat chicken?

Also ffs @BMW why do your cars have so many vents?

I'm thinking tomorrow I might rig up a motion activated IR camera. But tonight the serpent can sleep easy.

Carsnake update

The chicken was untouched. A plan was made to drive to the pet shop to buy ex-mice.

But now the car's showing warning lights

IS THE SNAKE EATING MY CAR?

I'm now at the dealership about to ask someone to look at the car oh and btw watch out for a snake

Well if this isn't the saddest little bag I've ever seen.

Apparently they explode if you microwave them, fyi.

Folks, I was worried this story would end in disappointment

NOPE

Betty was collected safe and sound earlier today. A little stressed and very hungry, but otherwise fine.

I have some fresh traumas to repress.