a list of mxtx characters i could beat in a fight because I'm bored in class, a thread:

1) lan wangji- reason? i am a lesbian

2) this bitch- he's like 4 feet tall and cant fight for shit he just knows how to be gay and a war criminal

3) jiang cheng- if i call him gay i win

4) mr flower city himself- he stayed a virgin for 800 years and just "gege! gege!"s around the place. his butterflies? immediately countered by swatting them away. this man has nothing on me and cannot win in any circumstances

5) jun wu- his only skills are being butthurt at someone saying that their heart is in paradise and making knockoff gundams out of cities. i would win by default

6) he xuan- im going to assume that he's like the h20 mermaids so i would win by pouring water on him while he's on land, rendering him immobile

7) ysh- this is a special case because i would not fight her, i would ask for her hand in marriage

8) pei ming (art by @bugshoez )- pei ming fucks severely if i reject him once he dissolves into nothing

9) xue yang- self explanatory

end of thread bc my class is over :D