Mom: you& #39;re a girl so dress up like a girl stop dressing up like a boy
Me: wow thanks mom

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Mom: why domt you find a boyfriend in college
Mom: my friend& #39;s daughter is 36 and she doesnt go out and doesnt even have a boyfriend
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Me: so cousin 2 is getting married what about cousin 1 is she married
Mom: *makes a weird face* she like 30 and doesnt have a boyfriend
Me internally *I thought she was gay...*

I have a pretty okay gaydar and I& #39;ve suspected my cousin to be gay but never asked her about it because dont wanna confront them
She& #39;s real tall (170 ish cm) and really pretty so I hope she& #39;s doing alright