Phakalane thread
Early days at work, on a pay day Friday I left Kudumatse le ya Mochudi my cousin Tshipi nne a berekela teng ko Sedibelo Jss. On arrival ke ithela laitiaka a hupa hupa so ra haka rothe re tsena mo Gabz. Ka bo ma 8pm gone hoo..
We went to Phase 2 ko Razmataz. Ra hupa hupa lebaka nyana re ntse di Camp chair re amogetse kana re apere di six pockets tsa di shorts tsa di supa nyana. Nna nne ke santse ke le lecat kana, re rwele di push in yame e le tshweu. Ka hempe e tshweu. Ke ikutwa gore
Jiki jiki go pheka kolotsana ya Chicco ha go rona hoo VW. La e itse akere, ele e o ka reng e four corner nyana. E tshabellwa ke modumo thata. From this car there is three girls and one auti. You that look you give each other le le majita le bone macheri akere...
Ke leba Tshipi. Tshipi wa nteba. Re leba banyana. Ra lebana gape. Ke bo le lemoga gore dammit banyana ba ba kotsi gore
Yaanong kana auti yo o phakgathile bana bothe hela ha a re he chance. Nyaya ba tsena mo bareng ba reka then back to the car. Auti gets in a busy call...kana yaanong ke bata go ntsha sign. Ke setse ke bone target nna kana
My target kante ke ene mma board wa ga driver. Ke tsaya receipt mo koloing ke kwala nambara yaaka and show it to this girl, she coudnt see from that distance obviously. Ke bo ke e sosopanya ke e tikela habatshe. Then e rile hela ngwanyana a tsaya resiti re bo re tsamaya
Nne ke sa bate danger in case big man a lemoga. Re bo re ya lo Pure Drop. Ke solohetse text or ca or just something.
After about an hour. I get a text
"I am with my boyfriend, but I will make time for you tommorow. I stay in Phakalane. Come see me there around 9 am"
Mukati🥰🥰🥰
Around twelve past 9 ke ha ke letsa ke botsa tsela ke le ha sekeleng mo Phaks. She walks out and directs me. Bagolo ba ile morakeng. Make yourself comfortable. Hei go manobonobo blind. Then we sit and get to know each other. A mpolella leina la gagwe la sekgowa
Roughly 30mins modala ghalakasha ko main door. He banna yaanong
*Nancy I had to come back ko rwala dilwana ke di isa Mochudi then ke boela morakeng. Nancy introduces me as her boyfriend. Right there. Guys a whole boyfriend. I stay calm. Mdala then says mongwe wame batho a reye o nthuse o ta bowa ko Mochudi!
Ra tswa le mdala he takes an old Hilux ya Champion gear o mpotsa gore a ke ta e kgona ka re ee. Guys I was lying. That shit gave me headache. But I found my way through. We go to Mogoditshane ICM re reka bolao load into the Hilux. Mdala is driving another car.
We get to Mochudi re isa bolao. It was evident bana bale ke mdala ba mosadi o sele. Mdala had taken mmaabo ko morakeng came back to sort out lapa le lennye and go back to moraka. I was now to get to back to Gabz...Did I?
Mdala takes me aside man to another. Mfana these are my kids. Ke nyetse mosadi wame ke mo ithela ka bana ba le 2. Mme ha ra kgona go dira ba bangwe. I have two boys in here. Ke bame mosadi ha a tshwanela go itse dilo tse! Iyeyi ino lema seni balume
So now gatwe bana ga bana seshabo. Mdala sincerely asks me to come with him to moraka. With his situation. I agree. We go to Dibete area ko Morakeng. Ha re tsena modala o tlhaba mmaabo ka P500, mmaabo mosimane yo ke wa ga Sechele ba rekile podi ba bata ya seshabo
Guys by then I dont know any Sechele. I bow down great the lady. She looked like a nice mother waitse. Then re ya lebaleng basimane ba mdala ba loader podi. P200 wa petrol. Then mdala gives me P200 wame hela. I drive back to Mochudi ke isa seshabo ko baneng.
Then I drive back to Gabz. Bu now I am tired but am happy I helped and guys I know there is an incentive ko pele. Go maitseboa yaanong. But ke happy nyana ke ikutwa yellowbone kwa!
Ha ke tsena ha lapeng ke ithela Chiccoe phekile kontle🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️.dammit
Nancy "meet Martin ke stogolo sa ga thaima. Sale ba ile morakeng le papa phakela. Martin this is my boyfriend Kabo"
Guys my new girlfriend now calls me stogolo sa ga thaima.
Before long Kabo tells Nancy gore a ipaakanye they have to go...re tsenya koloi in the garage and then ke boela Mochudi. Ke sa bona le ha e le round nyana kana
I get to Sedibelo ke leswe ke lapile. Mood wane o le very low! Tshipi wa mpotsa gone hoo, mtshanangu wa ja ngono? Waitse ke eng ke o kare nka kgama Tshipi ka mmolaya😂😂😂. Mothaka yole a ntshega kana. Ra thapa laitiaka re tsena ha Masakeng re thokomologa Gabz
Ko Masakeng ka re ke phosha phosha ha go phoshegi ngwanayana o mpolella gore game yame e pink o kare phenti! Owai ke bo ke ngala ke ya go robala. Sunday ke boela Kudumatse. Nancy o teng ko Gabz
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