I was applying for jobs on jobseekers Bahamas last night and I apply for like every job. Someone from the labor department call me this morning to basically tell me stop freaking out https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

He start speaking in a professional tone and ask me why I apply for heavy duty equipment manager if I know I ain’t qualified. I lie and say I don’t even remember that, time now I know I apply for that shit https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

When he start to lose it is when he see I apply for a job as a Female Manager. All nigga Bahamian accent come out, “why you apply for this, une no woman”

Bey I was so ashamed all I could say was sorry sir https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

In my defense, I didn’t know they actually is do they job. I didn’t think they would read my resume before sending it the employers. Nigga tell me he delete all my applications and I gotta go back and read the job descriptions before I apply

I scared to go apply again though. Nigga have all my information down to my address and passport copy. If I fuck up again, he might put a bag on my head