We've reached the "maybe everyone should just wear a space helmet" stage of the coronavirus pandemic...

(Note: Facebook is advertising these helmets)

As a person who has worn plastic facial protection in a lab setting, call me skeptical.

"Wait, what's that?! I can't hear you through the helmet."

"For $200, you too can look like the business end of sperm."

Writers waiting on edits from me:

"Damn it, Nsikan! Stop tweeting about sperm helmets!"

"Coming this fall: The Star Wars edition"
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