“Was the lego set bought with taxpayer money? Did Jospeh have help?”

“Follow the instructions. The pieces are all right there. In separate little bags.”

“We found the empty box and the instructions at the receptionists desk,”

“Well that puts you right inside the Oval Office doesn’t it?”

“But who?”

“It’s right on the box. Ages 8 and up. Joseph couldn’t have done this alone. It’s a choking hazard.”

“I can’t give you anymore. I’m sorry.”

“Don’t! Don’t you walk away. We have lives and resources on the line here. Today it’s a lego White House. Tomorrow it’s a Lego Nuke.”

“It was Barron.”

“Barron? But he’s like 15. He doesn’t give a shit about LEGO’s. He’s into GTA and Snapchat girls.”

“It’s the perfect cover isn’t it? Can’t attack the presidents son. Melania will call you fake news and you’ll get ratio’d on twitter.”

“Go on record. We’ll protect you. We can release the story in October. Blow the lid off the entire thing. We can end this corruption.”

“You haven’t the slightest clue what’s happening. You think it’s just about Legos but you’re also dealing with the Hatch Act. I’m sorry. No.”

“Follow the pieces. Just don’t step on one.”