All your favorite players are trash:

TJ Hockenson is another wasted top 10 TE pick by the same hilariously dumb franchise that drafted Ebron #9. Had 1 good game all season against the same team that got wrecked by Ross Dwelley. 11 games of pure uselessness after that. Easy fade.

Cousins was handcuffed by an OC that just wanted to run the rock. No matter how efficient, 444 pass attempts makes you a useless fantasy player. Baker Mayfield will be more of the same, they're going to hammer it on the ground & drafting BM will be a waste at a deep position.

Austin Ekeler is a mirage. High end efficiency is hardly repeatable. Kelley & Jackson are already being trusted with some heavy rush workload and Tyrod never checks it down. He might have the 2nd highest fantasy PPO but Danny Woodhead's QB isn't around anymore to pump the volume.

Odell Beckham has sucked since he broke his ankle and now just plays soft all the time everywhere. Big drama queen who didn't even want to play this season. OBJ isn't even good enough to have the highest NFL career PPG through age 27. And his QB also sucks of course.

Teddy Bridgewater can't throw the ball more than 10 yards downfield so idk why you would want DJ Moore or Curtis Samuel when they have to compete with the epic checkdown synergy that CMC/Bridgewater will have.

Jerry Jeudy's knees are literally about to implode on themselves w/ that grotesque bilateral knee valgus. He's already shred his meniscus, so the ACL is on the way and he'll never fully recover. He's a ticking time bomb and also doesn't compete well for contested catches.

Kenny Golladay just got lucky with those ridiculous 11 TDs on 116 targets bc the team's best WR Marvin Jones missed too many games. Now that Marv is back you can forget about Kenny being a tough, rangy 6'4" red zone threat who proved to be relevant regardless of quarterback play.

I don't know who needs to hear this but Terry McLaurin did not dominate in college, so dominating in the NFL is impossible. Sell high on him bc he's the explosive top option in a division without any worrisome DBs and his team will be playing from behind all season.

Aaron Jones is a 5th round scrub from UTEP who will never amount to anything and now has to compete with the Hulk. As soon as LaFleur sniffs weakness in Jones hamstrings, he's pulling him out for his dreambody draftbaby AJ boyshorts Dillon.

Will Fuller may be the best WR in the NFL, but he's wholly dependent on the full moon for his powers & that's just not reliable enough when he's got to play every other week. He recently cut off his dreads to represent how he has cut the season short every year of his career

Christian Kirk wasn't able to play through a sprained ankle even after 3 weeks rest which is like football 101 so if he can't succeed when his team needs him why would he succeed when his team doesn't need him. They say "The best ability is availability," but not if you suck.

Aaron Rodgers is washed.

So is Ezekiel Elliott. He's old and fat now. At age 25, every RB is replaceable, especially Pigtail Eddie Lacy. No one knows this better than McCarthy who is rumored to be taking Zeke to Eddie's favorite China Food/Massage Parlor while Tony Starks gets all the touches this year.

Darius Slayton is biggest fluke in fantasy history and the only reason you know his name at all is bc of Elite Manning's Hall of Fame primetime swagger and rainy weather invincibility. Eli is gone & Daniel Jones is going to devolve into a professional handoff machine for Saquon.

DJ Chark did not have a very impressive college career, but most importantly his lowest percentile BMI means he's a brittle twig and there's never been any other blazing fast 6'4" wideouts to enter the league under 200 lbs and wind up as the 2nd greatest WR ever

Speaking of tall rangy brittle wideouts, Preston Williams has never made it through a full season and was only good when he had Josh Rosen tossing the rock. They put him on special teams bc they literally don't care about him and think he's basically just a taller Travis Benjamin

There's a 0% chance that Mark Andrews and Lamar Jackson match last season's efficiency, it's a once in a lifetime unicorn event and the NFL will figure out Lamar just like they did with Kap/RGIII/Vick/Cam. Without the decoy of Hayden Hurst teams will key on MA & he'll wash out

I see how excited you guys are for Ronald Jones and Miles Sanders, but you have to realize they can't see you being excited

Sanders vision is so bad it's like watching the Israelites decide to go for a swim after God parted the Red Sea for them to walk through

Jerry didn't pay Dak because he knows Dak is just an average QB who's simply never had to make a difficult play.

If Carson Wentz had Dak's OL & weapons he'd play at an MVP level for 12 games and then break his arm and Andy Dalton would win the Super Bowl, so Dak's not worth $40M

Amari Cooper is at best the 3rd WR on his team. He can dance around all he wants, but as soon as he faces a mildly physical corner he evaporates. Like fancy 1-ply TP he might look nice but he's not catching anything when he's asked to carry the load

I don't see how anyone can realistically believe in Jonnu and retain any sort of credibility. Delanie Walker was hurt all season and Jonnu earned all of 44 targets. The guy is just a gadget player and a pawn level chess piece at that, really just there to block for the King.