What do the filtered DMs of an attractive serial horny posting female look like?
In my column we will take a deep dive into @lyssie_lys filtered DMs to see how the average guy shoots his shot
In my column we will take a deep dive into @lyssie_lys filtered DMs to see how the average guy shoots his shot
Some of you maybe asking how did @ClaysandBirds get permission to access @lyssie_lys high level password protected twitter account? I have no idea, but we appreciate her trust.
The first concern @lyssie_lys had was me seeing her actual DMs with her female friends or perhaps my wife being upset I saw one of her nudes. Shoutout to my wife for sending a comforting text. Yes ladies, I am able to review your nudes in a platonic way. Don’t all dm at once
Allow this to be the warning part where we begin. I will not censor dick pics, and I will judge them. You will see penises in this thread.
Tilt, she isn’t the front seat of a car. No woman wants to feel like a possession to a random person on Twitter they have never spoken to
Tilt, she isn’t the front seat of a car. No woman wants to feel like a possession to a random person on Twitter they have never spoken to
We had a lot of feet guys in the DMs. I haven’t seen @lyssie_lys feet so I don’t know if her feet are catnip to the foot fetish crowd, but I respect the use of a cartoon gif while embarrassing yourself
Sending random emojis is always a weird move to me. It basically screams I dm girls 100 times a day and have nothing original to say. That being said,
Happy Friday

Happy Friday



Michael is very upset you didn’t dm him back. Take note gentleman, you are better off developing a normal relationship on the timeline before sliding in the DMs and getting butt hurt someone that gets a fuck load of DMs didn’t respond to you
I would have laughed more if you had said “let me suck on dem little piggies.” Much like you disappointed Cleveland, you have disappointed me Lebron
Now that we got our first dick pic out of the way, how about something wholesome. @lyssie_lys said to enter the DMs with a puppy photo and our boy Luke did that. 10/10 Lys should dm him
I respect the shit out of this dude sending a resume. I don’t know if he is saying he is a huge dick or has a huge dick. TBD
I can’t believe this approach failed. I love to go to grocery stores and ask random women their skin care routine. Totally not a buffalo bill silence of the lambs vibe at all
Elijah, I really want to know if this approach has ever worked? I don’t think that tic tac is ever going to make any girl choke
Upfront about being horny and asked for consent. We love to see it. It better be an A+ dick pic if you are coming out that strong
How nice of you Jonathan. Really glad to see you set the bar so low with “I won’t cheat on you” and then you transitioned it into asking her out. This plan will definitely work
I love people that refuse to use the English language. You owe me for enjoying your content. Pay attention to me damnit!!!!!!!!!
When you don’t understand a joke tweet and decide to ask for an address. Yes I’m totally going to give you my address
How about we see a weird penis? Is it syphilis? We may never know. I know this is the content you all want
We officially lost our first follower since starting this thread. Science doesn’t stop for the weak
Make that two
We are moving on from dick pics for the sake of my followers I care about. We got the good ones out of the way. WoP only if you do it live in the thread
A lot of money making opportunities for @lyssie_lys
This brings us to the end of our thread. I’d like to offer my closing thoughts. First thank you to @lyssie_lys for trusting me with her password. You’re welcome to the people I didn’t expose.
As most of you know I was locked down before dm sliding was a thing. That being said, I have enough brain cells to know a few things. 1. Your best bet is to make friends on the timeline and then dm slide. Girls won’t see your filtered messages most of the time
2. If you are going to send a dick pic, it better be the best damn dick pic ever seen. Trim the hair. Take a shower. Use some proper lighting. Use the same effort she uses in her thirst trap
3. When you dm vs building something on the timeline, you limit yourself to one chance to make an impression. Odds are you are going to fail miserably. The risk isn’t worth the reward
4. It is clear @lyssie_lys could be clearing 6 figures on onlyfans if she wanted to based on the number of guys in her DMs asking to venmo/cash app her.
This thread cost me two followers. It was worth it
Please note in my bio I repent for my twitter sins every 9/11. See you all on my Super Bowl of twitter