if coloured culture didn’t exist why do we all know that this sentence is wrong: “more tannie eva. kan jy tog vir ema sê om later by my n draai te kom maak”

if coloured culture didn’t exist why can i go ask tannie bekkie next door for n koppie surf and pay her back with 2 stukkies gebakte vleis on friday

if coloured culture didn’t exist why can we say “ag loop kak tog” or “jou ma se poes” to each other without being offended by it.

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do we slam the dominoes on the table when it’s our turn to play

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do we lay a blanket on the table that we’re playing dominos on

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do you always leave a relative’s house with a full stomach even if the visit wasn’t planned. and i don’t mean koekies en tee. ofc that’s included. i mean gekookte kos.

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do brides get ready at their mother’s houses or a relative’s house instead of a hotel on their wedding day ?

if coloured culture didn’t exist why is it such an important part of the day to go stand at the draad with tannie bekkie next door en gesels for an hour

if coloured culture didn’t exist why is our matric farewell treated like a mini wedding ?

if coloured culture doesn’t exist why’s it called hubbly or oka pipe instead of shisha/hookah

if coloured culture didn’t exist, explain this

if coloured culture didn’t exist, also explain this

if coloured culture didn’t exist, why is this a vibe ?

if coloured culture didn’t exist - why is this the attire for any formal event

if coloured culture didn’t exist then neither did these jeans

if coloured culture didn’t exist why does every coloured know of atleast one such household where everyone goes and smokes in the garage ?

if coloured culture didn’t exist, why has every coloured girl owned those pumps w/o the back that you just slip in

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do aunties always ask me to give them my hair when i say i’m going to cut it

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do we keep our plastic bags and any and every empty plastic container we come across

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do you feel bad if you don’t reuse the oil you baked your vetkoek in

if coloured culture didn’t exist why do i know to have the kettle ready whenever we have guests

if coloured culture didn’t exist why am i so good at remembering how many sugars and milk or no milk after only being told once

if coloured culture didn’t exist why is it a thing for our brides to have red and and yellow blonde highlights on their wedding days ?

if coloured culture didn’t exist hoekom is ons stoepe en hoe erg hulle blink so belangrik vir ons.

if coloured culture didn’t exist hoekom gaan ons altyd moer toe as ek my daddy vra waantoe gaan ons ?

if coloured culture didn’t exist why can my parents give me someone’s whoooole family history by just hearing a surname

if coloured culture didn’t exist then -