If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard: a thread.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to say a cop was being homophobic towards her after she was arrested for domestic abuse only for that cop to be revaled as a lesbian who fought for LGBTQ+ rights.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard once said she beat Scarlett Johansson to the role in The Rum Diary because the part called for an actress and not a famous person.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to convince the world she’d been abused by going to court with a bruise on her face only for CCTV leading up to that day and photos of her the day after showing her uninjured.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard said in court she never went outside without makeup on because she’s famous despite there being a million and one photos of her online without make up.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard went to a mosque in a sheer dress that exposed her nipples.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard has been spotted going out during the pandemic without a mask despite the fact her girlfriend could be high risk due to her having cancer.

If you ever feel stupid just remember it was revealed in court Amber Heard once told Johnny Depp he “would die a lonely old man” and Amber tried to convince the court that it had been said but Johnny had said it to her... because that makes perfect sense.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard once tried to convince the world she was being bullied by Jason Momoa on set of Aquaman by telling everyone he would pull pages out of her book to get attention from her.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to convince everyone she was terrified of Johnny Depp but she broke the restraining order to see him.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard and Sasha Wass genuinely told the court that Johnny Depp was lucky Amber Heard even looked at him... like he isn’t Johnny Depp and couldn’t get a million other girls just like her.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard has been travelling from country to country without quarantining.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard was caught lying in the first fifteen minutes on the stand when she was brought in as a witness in Johnny Depp’s trial against The Sun.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard staged a photo of “Johnny Depp’s cocaine” perfectly lined up only for her sister - Whitney to reveal that the item in the photo intended to be the tool to snort the cocaine was Whitney’s tampon applicator.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard changed the dates of some of her abuse allegations because there were photos contradicting her version of events, showing Amber uninjured.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to remake some family photos of Johnny Depp, Vanessa Paradis and their kids with Johnny Depp’s son - Jack.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to convince people she was cooking in an Instagram post when the cooker she “was using” was turned off.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to convince the world Johnny Depp was abusive with a photo she took of him without his permission where he’d fallen asleep with a tub of ice cream.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard really tried to say Johnny Depp pulled an aeroplane seat from the floor where it was bolted down and threw it at her.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard legitimately tried to convince a judge that her teacup sized dog popped on Johnny Depp’s bed when photo evidence clearly shows that to be impossible.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard changed her entire personality, style and aesthetic in order to get Johnny Depp’s attention.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard currently makes her current girlfriend dress like Johnny Depp.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard now advocates for cyber bullying but last year she told someone on twitter that no one cared about them.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard and her sister - Whitney told the court that Amber was never abusive towards her only for video footage of Whitney talking to some other girls about Amber beating her ass to show up

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to say Johnny Depp wouldn’t let her dress provocatively when there’s photo evidence and photo shoots of her during their relationship of her dressed provocatively.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard legit made a speech outside of court thanking everyone for supporting her while the crowd booed her and called for justice for Johnny Depp.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard is trying to sue Johnny Depp for a hundred million dollars because she really thinks she’s worth that much despite only being in one movie that was well received.

If you ever feel stupid just remember multiple people have claimed to hear Amber Heard call James Franco ‘rapey’ only for her to then work on a movie with him and invite him over to the penthouse she lived in with Johnny Depp when Johnny Depp wasn’t there.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard had her sister lie in court about something as trivial as who threw up at coachella only to forget to tell her friend the story they were running with. This friend then confirmed that it was Amber who threw up at coachella.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard has genuinely subpoenaed twitter.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard tried to say she was terrified of Johnny Depp but a year after their divorce was trying to contact him through text only for her texts not to go through because Johnny blocked her number.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard hired a private investigator to look in to Johnny Depp only for this investor to interview hundreds of people who only had good things to say about him, prompting the PI to actually state that “he’s like a saint or something.

If you ever feel stupid just remember Amber Heard said she was vegetarian and then posted things of her with meat.