Traditionally there’s only one time in the year when a Jew gets on their hands & knees & prostrates: Rosh Hashanah & Yom Kippur. However as woke Jews we like to bow down in servile displays all year round. Justice for others won’t come unless we forgo all Jewish dignity https://twitter.com/ifnotnoworg/status/1299115124263972865

We would like to do teshuvah & apologise for every time we spoke out against antisemitism. We will try harder to not be so selfish & to not upset anyone. Henceforth you have our word we will be silent as we float on the waves of populism - even if we go under

As a Jew I would like to stress I remain unswervingly committed to all forms of anti-racism. However please do read the small print and terms and conditions when it comes to antisemitism.

WE REMAIN AN ALLY TO ALL!*

*(Except ourselves)