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honest opinions about the zodiac signs 
get ready bitches
ARIES—- when a humble bard
- graced a ride along
- with geralt of rivia
- along came this song
TAURUS—- when the white wolf fought
- a silver tongued devil
- his army of elves
- and hooves did they revel
GEMINI—- they came after me
- with masterful deceit
- broke down my lute and
- they kicked in my teeth
CANCER—- while the devil’s horns
- minced our tender meat
- and so cried the witcher
- “he can’t be bleat!”
LEO—- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty!
- o valley of plenty!
- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty!
VIRGO—- at the edge of the world
- fight the mighty horn
- that bashes and breaks you
- and brings you to mourn
LIBRA—- he thrust every elf
- far back on the shelf
- high up on the mountain
- from whence it came
SCORPIO—- he wiped out our pest
- got kicked in the chest
- he’s a friend of humanity
- so give him the rest
SAGITTARIUS—- that’s my epic tale
- our champion prevailed
- defeated the villain
- now pour him some ale
CAPRICORN—- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
AQUARIUS—- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
PISCES—- toss a coin to your witcher
- o valley of plenty
- o valley of plenty
- toss a coin to your witcher
- a friend of humanity
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