Feeling the urge to convert all these soy infested betas to ALPHA GUARDIANS

How shalt thee achieve doth, KingAI?

alphAI

This #ArtificialIntelligence will be the embodiment of -
@DominantAlphas

alphAI will slap the little bitch inside you when it senses beta tells

Leaning in -> BITCH SLAP & an intro to @alpharivelino green line

Self deprecation -> BITCH SLAP

Double text -> BITCH SLAP

Soy latte -> BITCH SLAP

McDonald’s -> BITCH SLAP & a copy of @SolBrah cookbook

Sitting 8h/day -> BITCH SLAP

Mindlessly consuming -> BITCH SLAP

Compromising your frame -> BITCH SLAP & a consultation with @beamanforreal

Vegan -> BITCH SLAP & @SBakerMD

Buying fiat not #BTC -> BITCH SLAP & @pierre_rochard

Porn -> BITCH SLAP

High voice -> BITCH SLAP

Less than 8h of sleep -> BITCH SLAP

High time preference -> BITCH SLAP

alphAI will have dedicated bitch slappers scattered across the world ready to strike

AND

alphAI will confiscate 1 Satoshi for every miss step

alphAI will monitor your posture
conversations
phone calls
your texts
eating paterns
browsing history
reading material
sleeping patterns
speech sentiment
spending patterns

alphAI will be in your smart watch & smart phone

It will follow you around with CCTV, waiting for you to slouch

It will wait inside your Google search bar, waiting for the infamous por....

alphAI will be nicknamed BigBro

Of course your data will be smart contract and blockchain protected with no government access points

You will consent to a period of Bitch Slapping and bleeding of Satoshis

But

ALPHA GUARDIAN you shall become