The government’s ridiculous insistence that people’s working lives should go back to a pre-covid system is laughable. We’ve proved that working from home is not only doable, but far preferable for employees and far cheaper and productive for companies.
Cry me a river.

Government: But the train companies! But WHSmiths! But all the vastly overpriced buildings going empty!

The nation: I see my kids for 4 hours more each day and don’t spend £500 a month getting to work or £7 a day in Pret.

Top tip: if you don’t want a tiger to bite you on the arse when you open the cage, don’t lock it in a cage and prod it with a stick.