Eat cheeseburgers & fries every single day, no one would say a word

Eat lean meat & veggies because you want to become more healthy, people will crucify you

Blow all your money every week, no one bats an eye, throw some money at an investment and naysayers come out the woods
Bring 5 straight girls homes 5 nights in a row and you’re the man bro

Find a partner and fall in love.. you’ll hear speeches about how stressful relationships are and that’s why they aren’t in one

You’ll also get the “If you get a divorce she’ll take half your money”
speech
Spend $70,000 to get a job for $55,000 per year and everyone is happy for you, you made them proud!

Learn and trade and work with your hands for $70,000 per year with no debt and people will ask you have you thought about going to get a college degree
Binge watch your favorite show, 10 seasons in 10 day’s and people will tell you their favorite character

Read a business book for an hour and people will tell you everyone isn’t meant to be a business owner
Blow all your money on your favorite brands and people will tell you which color patterns they like the best

Invest in that same designer brand’s stock and all of a sudden it’s risky and someone heard a rumor that they are about to go bankrupt
Post a picture of the water you’re drinking and people will tell you that plastic bottle pollute the earth, they’ll also school you about water ph levels

Post cognac on the rocks and people will tell you their favorite brands
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