[ch 8, haikyuu abridged for @timshel_11]

kageyama: ok so here is plan. u can fly, yes
hinata: yes
kageyama: i give u ball. and then what
hinata: what?
kageyama: what do u mean what. i give you ball
hinata: r u dog
kageyama: i am setter
hinata: isnt that a type of dog

kageyama: *pointing* ok just run to where the tall men are not there and swing ur arm like the lucky cats at the restaurants. dont look for ball. i give to you
hinata: why does this sound like fetch

tsukishima: *smirks* he just cant wait to be king
sugawara: wat r they doin

kageyama: kageyama, analysis!
kageyama: ok i am all-seeing now. hinata i will make u the worlds sexiest spiker. i know ur optimal angles. because i am talented and gay

hinata: *slaps the air... except there is ball there* oh hell yea kageyama thats sexy
tsukishima: gay...

daichi: did u see that guys hinata didnt see shit
everyone: what teh fuk
tsukishima: captain explain

daichi: gay synergy
hinata: kageyama... i cant believe that we touched hands
kageyama: why did u close ur eyes
*j-drama music starts playing*
hinata: u told me not to look

kageyama: i cant believe u closed ur eyes. what if i pranked u. what if i was lying.
hinata: i trust u with my life man
kageyama: *life flashes before his eyes*
kageyama: sounds gay. anyways lets do it again haha
hinata: ok. no homo this time

*ball slaps hinata in the face*

sugawara: what was wrong with that one
kageyama: dammit... i should have done it with homo...
hinata: i will close my eyes and trust you. its just more gay that way
tsukishima: im getting tired of watching this
daichi: 100% trust... do u think they are.. you know...

hinata: *staring at hand* i love the feeling of slapping balls
kageyama: one more time -- daft punk song
tsukishima: i hope you 2 fuck up so i can laugh. yamaguchi stop them!
hinata: balls to the wall
kageyama: ok go
hinata: im a shonen and im about to JUMP

hinata: wow the view here is so sexy i could not have seen it on my own and with the power of kagayamas toss...
kageyama: hinata where the light touches... that is ur kingdom
hinata: *spikes the ball*

jojo adventures to be continued appears on bottom of screen

ch 393 abridged: https://twitter.com/kurapikasdad/status/1299195650047844357