so i'm gonna start a random shit talk thread cuz tbh there's nothing better for smoking weed and tweeting tweets than shit talking and threads so here it is
the combo joint



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*branding is so postmodern burn all logos

much like our federal government i already boofed the response

so anyway as i was saying trump 2020 isn't so much a campaign as it is an experience

my plan is to keep this thread free of engagement so i can say whatever i like

here we go

life has become fargo

there that felt good

i have successfully nullified engagement

poor man's andrea bocelli

omg theyre kilIing hallelujah

here just so you don't miss any of this blessed juice

i split this thread earlier but much like our society it can be put back together again

but only in half assed fashion bc our people are broken inside their hearts https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299189458558828549

I SHALLL SMOKE POT AGAIN

i like it best when trumps turn their backs

bc that means they're leaving

trump butt

online civic life today is like being able to giggle while the surgeon takes your legs

this thread is my own private idaho

which i assume means terrordrome

i have never seen my private idaho

i have conquered this thread it is mine

but yeah i just wanted to say i'm seeing people look at tonight's events through some remnant lens of normalcy like electoral politics will have any effect beyond legitimizing a monarchist executive which will be mis used by any occupant

did i mention this thread is mine?

chuck todd looks like his beard requires spirit gum to function

waters thread

my this thread is looking lovely

i'm gonna train myself to not just give away my precious likes like some sorta 2bit internet floozy

after a while my ocd kicks in and i have to fill eeevry heart in with red

likelikelikelikelike

true story

that's why i have a safety pin in my back pocket and i can't see through these smudges on my screen

audience of attending dignitaries: [stunned silence]

it's like barron trump trends every three gd days FKN AROO

you now repetition is the backbone of propaganda right

like this is what someone would do to promote an album ffs

or in this case the false-hopeful prince who was promised narrative like some sort of reverse commodus

well this thread is going just swimmingly

and by that i mean no engagement and privacy like i mean it

*sips mojito on the beachfront of hotel nacional*

*takes a dip*

hence the thread going swimmingly

nature boy may be the greatest song ever composed

come at me bro

see
see this tweet right here
it has real value
it should be loved
i mean to its warranted measure !
oc oc
but i am a cute video acct see

so this flowerbed thread is where my darling shall live

before he inevitably withers and dies https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299186443974189057

this thread is like my own pocket twitter universe in which i can store alllllllllllll my unused jokes 

and realize upon publishing that they were unused for a reason

and that reason is you, the audience