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so i'm gonna start a random shit talk thread cuz tbh there's nothing better for smoking weed and tweeting tweets than shit talking and threads so here it is
the combo joint
logo g*
*branding is so postmodern burn all logos
the combo joint
logo g**branding is so postmodern burn all logos
much like our federal government i already boofed the response
so anyway as i was saying trump 2020 isn't so much a campaign as it is an experience
my plan is to keep this thread free of engagement so i can say whatever i like
here we go
life has become fargo
there that felt good
i have successfully nullified engagement
here we go
life has become fargo
there that felt good
i have successfully nullified engagement
poor man's andrea bocelli
omg theyre kilIing hallelujah
here just so you don't miss any of this blessed juice
i split this thread earlier but much like our society it can be put back together again
but only in half assed fashion bc our people are broken inside their hearts https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299189458558828549
i split this thread earlier but much like our society it can be put back together again
but only in half assed fashion bc our people are broken inside their hearts https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299189458558828549
I SHALLL SMOKE POT AGAIN
i like it best when trumps turn their backs
bc that means they're leaving
trump butt
bc that means they're leaving
trump butt
online civic life today is like being able to giggle while the surgeon takes your legs
this thread is my own private idaho
which i assume means terrordrome
i have never seen my private idaho
which i assume means terrordrome
i have never seen my private idaho
i have conquered this thread it is mine
but yeah i just wanted to say i'm seeing people look at tonight's events through some remnant lens of normalcy like electoral politics will have any effect beyond legitimizing a monarchist executive which will be mis used by any occupant
but yeah i just wanted to say i'm seeing people look at tonight's events through some remnant lens of normalcy like electoral politics will have any effect beyond legitimizing a monarchist executive which will be mis used by any occupant
did i mention this thread is mine?
chuck todd looks like his beard requires spirit gum to function
chuck todd looks like his beard requires spirit gum to function
waters thread
my this thread is looking lovely
my this thread is looking lovely
i'm gonna train myself to not just give away my precious likes like some sorta 2bit internet floozy
after a while my ocd kicks in and i have to fill eeevry heart in with red
likelikelikelikelike
true story
that's why i have a safety pin in my back pocket and i can't see through these smudges on my screen
likelikelikelikelike
true story
that's why i have a safety pin in my back pocket and i can't see through these smudges on my screen
audience of attending dignitaries: [stunned silence]
it's like barron trump trends every three gd days FKN AROO
you now repetition is the backbone of propaganda right
like this is what someone would do to promote an album ffs
or in this case the false-hopeful prince who was promised narrative like some sort of reverse commodus
you now repetition is the backbone of propaganda right
like this is what someone would do to promote an album ffs
or in this case the false-hopeful prince who was promised narrative like some sort of reverse commodus
well this thread is going just swimmingly
and by that i mean no engagement and privacy like i mean it
*sips mojito on the beachfront of hotel nacional*
*takes a dip*
hence the thread going swimmingly
and by that i mean no engagement and privacy like i mean it
*sips mojito on the beachfront of hotel nacional*
*takes a dip*
hence the thread going swimmingly
nature boy may be the greatest song ever composed
come at me bro
come at me bro
see
see this tweet right here
it has real value
it should be loved
i mean to its warranted measure !
oc oc
but i am a cute video acct see
so this flowerbed thread is where my darling shall live
before he inevitably withers and dies https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299186443974189057
see this tweet right here
it has real value
it should be loved
i mean to its warranted measure !
oc oc
but i am a cute video acct see
so this flowerbed thread is where my darling shall live
before he inevitably withers and dies https://twitter.com/flanbites/status/1299186443974189057
this thread is like my own pocket twitter universe in which i can store alllllllllllll my unused jokes
and realize upon publishing that they were unused for a reason
and that reason is you, the audience
and realize upon publishing that they were unused for a reason
and that reason is you, the audience
