last night of the rnc. thank the lord this shit show is coming to an end

at least the opening prayer acknowledged covid and hurricane laura...
but not wisconsin...
optimistic and uplifting

man i don’t want to watch this. at least i’m watching on like a 45 min delay so i can watch at 1.5x speed

umm sir could you clarify whose ancestors built this nation

kevin mccarthy is dumb and works as a coffee fetching intern for trump

ooh look more speakers on trumps payroll

kellyanne conway once asked if the White House employed any african american staffers and she couldn’t remember this guys name

man another sports dude

i wish i didn’t know or care about right and wrong

lol this guy could not convince anyone that trump has ever shown anyone empathy

they have reused the same people every night
the maga bucket hat is even back

“i saw an asshole on a golden escalator and thought, that’s my guy!”

this guy looks like his tie knot should be stored under his chin

i hate politicians who started as dentists

ah yes the squad charged the hill, took out the machine gunner, and now control the party

ive spent years looking at teeth so now i make laws

south jersey is not a brag sir

let me tell you about having no principles

when i’m at my local jersey diner, eating my local jersey food, hard boiled egg

and the people at my local diner? ask me to leave them alone

never so many empty words used to explain a decision that was 100% political expediency

was this scripted by a sixth grader

mmm yes 180k americans have died from covid and 1 million people filed for unemployment last week but yea trump is doing great things for healthcare and the economy

your son sucks ma’am

this looks like a hostage video

“the president and ivanka” what

the fact that she looked away from the camera at the end when she said “thank u and god bless”

i love how much of this is staff

dan scavino is staring into the depths of my soul

i love all the shots cutting away to the trump speech. it’s 87 and humid in dc so i’m sure that densely packed maskless crowd is having a fun time

dan scavino i will pay you to blink please

terrifying red eyed bobble head doll who writes the tweets

he looks like he’s very worried people are going to find out about a horrible crime he just committed

he must be the guy who told trump to take deep wheezing breaths thru his nose during his speeches

he honestly looks possessed. i guess 30 years with trump has a similar effect to spending 30 years in a house with lead paint

his head moves but his eyes stay in the same place

him giving this speech is going to be my new sleep paralysis demon

interesting how much time they’re spending pretending trump isn’t racist. maybe they actually worry about it

a speech at the convention about how great the convention has been

by someone who was paid to help organize the convention

he looks genuinely scared delivering this speech are u good bro

my friend. your friend. our friend.
the fuck is this

mitch mcconnel can suck my ass. his voice sounds like if an old man was going through puberty again

fuck this turtle

i love how republicans seem to think that new york/california americans are not as american as kentucky americans

why is it like a “zinger” when they talk about cows and hamburgers

why is there a whole ad just about pro athletes
aren’t they all on strike right now speaking about police brutality?

“many of you know who i am, what i do, and i am friends with the president”

that literally was just an ad about sports existing and now they have the president of the UFC yelling his speech at us

he sounds like he’s gonna sell me some oxyclean

he looks like he’s in a dentist office

i will punch covid to death

this guy scares me i feel like i’m in trouble
also he’s a thumb

i also like how the fox news chyron read “the honorable dan scavino” during his speech lmao

“let’s re elect donald trump so we can figure out what the problems are” lmao um

he just angrily yelled for america to have a great evening

“president trump summoned ivanka” what

this man is giving a speech about how his dying father was given a pen by trump. a pen.

another speaker from wisconsin not mentioning anything going on there

there are a lot of “my father” stories except from any of trumps kids

deb did okay.

super rousing

woo more parading around people of color

wow hard anti-immigrant turn real fast

okay this message is gross

the fact that david dorns widow is speaking on behalf of his daughters who hate donald trump and didn’t want to be part of the rnc

and david dorn himself didn’t support trump

this is horrific and infuriating

dan dorn was a police officer but he was a registered democrat who actively spoke against trump

is this the positive and uplifting part

ben carson saying we should “behave”

his cadence sounds like he’s telling u about specials at the shop rite

remember when trump called him a murderous psycho

ben carson makes me think brain surgery isn’t as hard as it looks

once again using black staffers to say “trump isn’t racist because i work for him and i’m black”

how did this pivot from race to abortion

“we are the beacon of hope for the world”

america is a shiny city

why are all head cops such utter cartoons of cops
this guy is an absolute fascist

“in city after city, they’ve slashed police budgets”
[narrator] no police budgets have been slashed

did u know that democrats just want the purge

“our hands are tied” wow neat trick being able to shoot so many people with your hands tied

why is his face so red

wow nice ending the speech with a threat

optimistic and uplifting!!!

guys i just got my first hate comment on this thread from a trump supporter

rudy guiliani already out of breath after 3 words lmao

i wonder how many drinks he’s had