psst — some pumpkin spice drinks to try:

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎃" title="Halloweenkürbis" aria-label="Emoji: Halloweenkürbis"> venti (unsweetened) iced tea + 1 pump of pumpkin sauce = pumpkin iced tea
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎃" title="Halloweenkürbis" aria-label="Emoji: Halloweenkürbis"> grande caramel apple spice drink + 1 pumpkin sauce = pumpkin candy apple cider
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎃" title="Halloweenkürbis" aria-label="Emoji: Halloweenkürbis"> salted caramel hot choc + 1 pumpkin sauce = literal bliss, y& #39;all
last year i also invented the "Great Pumpkin" latte based on "it& #39;s the great pumpkin, charlie brown" (mobile order instructions below)
plus a very on brand "Pumpkin Birthday Cake" latte https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧁" title="Cupcake" aria-label="Emoji: Cupcake">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🎃" title="Halloweenkürbis" aria-label="Emoji: Halloweenkürbis">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☕️" title="Heißgetränk" aria-label="Emoji: Heißgetränk">
and heck, might as well throw in my "Gossip Girl" latte, which is also seasonally appropriate (plz excuse my hand, i had recently eaten gravel on a run when i took this pic last year https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙃" title="Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Auf den Kopf gestelltes Gesicht">)
and a caffeine-free fun fact: you can get pumpkin steamers! literally just hot milk and pumpkin sauce and whipped cream LIVE UR DREAMS
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