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my father in law just called my husband to YELL at him about my political views. And I’m just shoveling in my Chipotle like nothing’s going on.
y’all I have gained the titles of “disrespectful” and “rude.”
he just put mute on and said “i don’t know what he’s talking about. i zoned out”
“dad, she won the popular vote by 3 million but okay”
me:
me:
“don’t you think as our commander-in-chief he should be taking threats of bounties on a our troops seriously?”
me:
me:
the amount of sassy “MHMMM” i have heard from this phone call. The “you’re an idiot but i can’t say it out loud so MHMMMM”
“wanna act like that?? fine BOTH biden and trump should rot in jail with that logic, dad”
y’all i didn’t know i was getting dinner and a show tonight
y’all i didn’t know i was getting dinner and a show tonight
“uh yeah that’s called lying to congress??”
what the hell was said!?
what the hell was said!?
i don’t think i’m allowed to participate in the family secret santa this year y’all 
ohhhh we’ve gotten into BLM territory. this should be interesting. because y’know we care about what an old white man has to say
“what are they protesting dad? do you even know?” -ten seconds later- “BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO BE SHOT DUE TO THEIR THEIR SKIN COLOR. GOD”
-frustrated sigh- “do you not know how hashtags work???”
i couldn’t contain the laughter y’all.
i couldn’t contain the laughter y’all.
“so Democrats pushing for racial equality is a...bad thing...? is that what you’re saying”
this is the look of a man that wants to smack someone.
this is the look of a man that wants to smack someone.
“can i hear you say these words dad? ‘black lives do matter’”
guess what wasn’t said
guess what wasn’t said
In case anyone was curious we’re at the hour mark
