for ev, when she’s overthinking https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👯‍♀️" title="Frauen mit Hasenohren" aria-label="Emoji: Frauen mit Hasenohren">
you started off as a teeny tiny lil sperm, but you weren’t just any sperm, oh hell no. u were THAT sperm. as in the fastest, coolest, smartest and sexiest sperm out there. therefore proving you are better than all of us mere mortals https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👎" title="Thumbs down" aria-label="Emoji: Thumbs down">
i don’t know what happened in between that and a week ago when a met u but (even tho u deny it) you are the nicest sweetest person ever like what the fork?? it’s hot tbfh https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💜" title="Violettes Herz" aria-label="Emoji: Violettes Herz">. even tho im just an attention seeking whore u always give me the attention i need and i am so grateful.
you are so so amazing and pretty and funny and kind and talented and if i knew u irl my life would be amazing bc i can tell the room lights up when ur in it. sure half ur year thinks ur a bitch, but that’s what makes u https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">spicy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="✨" title="Funken" aria-label="Emoji: Funken">
i had a dream where you and me were when to disneyland and i can’t remember what happened but just thought i’d let u know.
this was shit tbh but yuh i needed to make it. i love u evie https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔪" title="Küchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Küchenmesser">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔪" title="Küchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Küchenmesser">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔪" title="Küchenmesser" aria-label="Emoji: Küchenmesser">.
and that’s on @drac0sgf https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💅" title="Nagellack" aria-label="Emoji: Nagellack">
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