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help the hottest woman ive ever seen liked me on humble and now shes asking for a random fact about me and i only have 24 hours to come up with something impressive before i lose her forever
i suddenly dont know anything about myself
i told her shes gorgeous... thank you taylor swift
she asked me if i want to fall in love again... first of all ok catfish cut the deep questions i have commitment issues and second of all... yes queen im already there 
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i dodged the question https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😌" title="Erleichtertes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Erleichtertes Gesicht">
5 messages in and she wants to CALL me
jotting her number down anyways https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Augen" aria-label="Emoji: Augen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="📝" title="Memo" aria-label="Emoji: Memo">
the way this is a mess already hfjshf shes so forward its terrifying
shes ignoring me now https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht"> alexa play the 1
i said im a pisces and then she asked if im open to friendship https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😔" title="Nachdenkliches Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Nachdenkliches Gesicht"> sure ma& #39;am
i asked her what she does on a daily basis and she named manifesting as one of her hobbies girl i think we all
SHE WENT FROM "WHERE DO YOU LIVE" TO "ARE YOU HAPPY" IN LITERALLY A SECOND THE WAY SHES BEGGING TO BE BLOCKED
actually bumble girl i havent been happy since 2008 thank you for asking
i said lol thats a deep question and 2 hours later she drags me for being so brief bfjxbxjs i have a lot of regrets about this
