Ranking Ikemen Vampire: Temptation in the Dark men by how much they smell
15. Sebastian. He's from the 21st century so he's probably the only one who showers regularly. Smells like soap
14. Mozart. Probably smells like sanitizer since this bitch is always cleaning himself
13. Comte. Smells like expensive perfume or that one perfume your dad would use
12. Theodorus. Probably smells like axe body spray on a good day, reeks of alcohol and awful 19th century tavern smell on a bad day.
11. Arthur. He can smell good if he wants to but catch him after a particularly rowdy night and he'll smell awful
10. Dazai. Mostly clean, but sometimes goes weeks without showering. Yikes!
9. Napoleon. Smells okay. Bad breath.
8. Vincent. Have you ever left a pillow out in the sun? That's what he mostly smells like. Can forget to bathe once focused, which is troublesome.
7. Faust. Smells like a meth lab. I won't elaborate
6. Leonardo. In the Korean server it's stated he smells like vanilla but I know this bitch reeks of cigarettes.
5. Isaac. I honestly don't know if he bathes. People from the 1700's were nasty as hell though so he probably only showers every 2 weeks.
4. Jean. Give him a break, he's from the 15th century
3. Vlad. Stinky. Could smell of roses but considering he lives with Charles I don't think so
2. Shakespeare. You can't fool me stinky man.
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