I hope everyone is ready for some super weird content today. It's Breaking Dawn time.

I get that it's a movie, but the fact that they desecrated a ton of white clothes with fake blood is deeply painful to me.

This is barely related to twilight, but the blatant assumption that every woman will have children is infuriating.

They made Edward's hair look dumb as all heck for the wedding lol what a good. Especially cause KStew looks gorgeous.

All of these wedding speeches are as uncomfortable as possible.

the physics of how Edward shatters the bed during sex makes zero sense. not impressed.

what bella considers a possible baby bump is like maybe some bloat from a big meal. like that verifies nothing.

the lack of spousal communication about this pregnancy is some pretty hard evidence that they should not be married yet.

renesme is some lazy ass name mashing

the cinematography of the delivery scene is TRASH

wow the imprinting scene is even weirder than I remembered

Jacob stripping down in front of Charlie in order to go all wolfy is comedy gold.

I would like to see a tax audit for all these vampires that have been accumulating wealth for decades and centuries. Tax the rich, alive or undead.

Everything about the confrontation with the volturi is hilarious. Aro is a CREEP and a half and the music is way too dramatic for how ridiculous the content is.