Friendly reminder that I once went on a date with Kushner and it was the era when people making guac at the table was NOVEL and I thanked the server and he said, "they don't like it when you talk to them." https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1298974462990319616

(in my defense, every vaguely Jewish woman living in-or-around NYC in the early 2000 has a similar Kushner story I GUARANTEE it.)

Well this was a real journey. I'll leave you with this:

1) Even 15 years ago, Jared Kushner had the personality of wet matzoh; and,

2) In less than 2 weeks I'll push a baby out of my vagina while wearing a mask. If you could wear one while grocery shopping that'd be super.