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tell your mum i said thanks for having me
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your pet dog is so cute
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my uncle lives in brighton
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chickens can float
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my favourite food is italian
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children are annoying
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i miss my maths teacher
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my favourite subject was english
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i miss my friends
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canβt wait for halloween
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the lorax is a good film
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i havenβt seen my cousins in ages
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cows have udders
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fish canβt drown
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my nan doesnβt speak english
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crack cocaine is bad for you
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over 80% of the ocean is unexplored
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morgz emotionally abuses his mum for cpm
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murder is illegal
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cleopatra shagged most of her family members
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the shouty man from horrible histories will forever be in my head rent free
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aliens are probably real
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humans main purpose is to reproduce
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sequinned clothing is uncomfortable to wear
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donβt talk to strangers
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stay in school
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i used to find miranda sings funny
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your dad is such a good host tell him i said thanks for dinner it was amazing
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shane dawson shags cats
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my uncle has been missing for 5 years
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