any sentence with
after is automatically funny

tell your mum i said thanks for having me

your pet dog is so cute

my uncle lives in brighton

chickens can float

my favourite food is italian

children are annoying

i miss my maths teacher

my favourite subject was english

i miss my friends

canβt wait for halloween

the lorax is a good film

i havenβt seen my cousins in ages

cows have udders

fish canβt drown

my nan doesnβt speak english

crack cocaine is bad for you

over 80% of the ocean is unexplored

morgz emotionally abuses his mum for cpm

murder is illegal

cleopatra shagged most of her family members

the shouty man from horrible histories will forever be in my head rent free

aliens are probably real

humans main purpose is to reproduce

sequinned clothing is uncomfortable to wear

donβt talk to strangers

stay in school

i used to find miranda sings funny

your dad is such a good host tell him i said thanks for dinner it was amazing

shane dawson shags cats

my uncle has been missing for 5 years
