any sentence with 😏 after is automatically funny
tell your mum i said thanks for having me😏
your pet dog is so cute😏
my uncle lives in brighton😏
chickens can float😏
my favourite food is italian😏
children are annoying😏
i miss my maths teacher😏
my favourite subject was english😏
i miss my friends😏
can’t wait for halloween😏
the lorax is a good film😏
i haven’t seen my cousins in ages😏
cows have udders😏
fish can’t drown😏
my nan doesn’t speak english😏
crack cocaine is bad for you😏
over 80% of the ocean is unexplored😏
morgz emotionally abuses his mum for cpm😏
murder is illegal😏
cleopatra shagged most of her family members😏
the shouty man from horrible histories will forever be in my head rent free😏
aliens are probably real😏
humans main purpose is to reproduce😏
sequinned clothing is uncomfortable to wear😏
don’t talk to strangers😏
stay in school😏
i used to find miranda sings funny😏
your dad is such a good host tell him i said thanks for dinner it was amazing😏
shane dawson shags cats😏
my uncle has been missing for 5 years😏
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