Thread of a take on each team.

Arizona Cardinals: Kyler Murray won’t be a MVP candidate.
If Todd Gurley rushes for over 1000 yards the Falcons will finish 2nd place in the division.
Lamar Jackson won’t miss a beat, and he’ll improve in the playoffs.
Y’all reached y’all’s ceiling last year, 10-6 imo
Y’all will finish last in the division, it will be because of the loss of Kuechly and a rookie head coach, offense will be solid tho
The Jamal Adams trade will help y’all be a top 2 seed in the NFC and go to the NFC championship game
Joe Burrow will not only win rookie of year but break Baker Mayfield’s rookie TD record.
Odell will have a bounce back year and the Browns will make the playoffs with one of the most dangerous rushing attacks in the league.
The Cowboys will win the division, but if Dak doesn’t win a playoff game he’ll get franchise tagged again or maybe even end up with another team.
Y’all will start off slow while getting used to a new head coach but once y’all get used to him, and Bradley Chubb shakes his rust off, y’all will be good at the end of the year, but y’all will miss the playoffs.
Detroit will make the playoffs
Y’all won’t improve much from last year, 12-4 or 11-5 and y’all will probably win one playoff game.
Even without Hopkins, Watson won’t miss a beat. But the defense might cause them to miss the playoffs if Watt can’t stay healthy.
Jonathan Taylor will rush for 1200+ yards but won’t win OROY due to QB bias.
The Chiefs defense will start off slow like last year but pick it up come playoff time, as for the offense they’ll finish top 3 like usual
Justin Herbert will prove the haters right, as for Derwin, maybe not next year, but he will eventually win DPOY.
Ramsey will bounce back as a top 2 CB
DJ Chark will emerge as a top 15 WR
Saquon Barkley will win offensive player of the year
Y’all will finish last in the division again
The Vikings won’t make the playoffs they’ll finish 8-8 at best
Cam Newton will look like 2018 Cam(pre injury) and the Patriots will win the division per usual
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