Dear Zimbabwe: TWO YEARS down the line, our @ZANUPF_Official manifesto target of between 700 & 800 housing units per day as well as modern infrastructure is well on course all over the country. We are also revolutionising the CBD with fish ponds. Kindly be guided accordingly.

Our Masvingo-Beitbridge monolane highway which was originally budgeted for as a dual carriageway is also on course with every 14 kilometers scheduled for red carpet opening by His Excellency. Please note that time is not of the essense it can take up to 5 years.

When we wanted your votes we made promises on Matapi Flats project where we promised to revamp them into modern habitable homes for our people. To date we have painted only the outside to give a picture of a place where something is happening. The inside is NOT a big dealat all.

We fully understand your dire electricity needs but you also need to bear with us as we had to ensure that Wicknell Chivhayo buys some expensive designer shoes with at least US$5 million of your money before building the Gwanda Solar project.

Another important issue of note is that former minister Mupfumira accused of siphoning over US$90 million might actually be found NOT GUILTY of anything as it is becoming more clearer that the money might have grown wings & flew out of @nssazw. The court's decision will be final.

Lastly, kindly be advised that defacto President Tagwirei's Landela contract of supplying each ZUPCO bus for the US$ price of 4 buses to govt is still intact as treasury will ensure that taxes from your penury are used to enrich him as your leader. We are indeed busy. //Ends