i think i’ve reached the ‘200 channels and nothing but cats’ stage of endlessly browsing streaming platforms but i suppose the positive outcome here is that i have decided to re-watch ‘new girl’ again from the start.
- the way coach leaves after the first episode and it’s just...never...explained...at length?!
- natasha lyonne in S1E03!
- nick miller has a wilco poster above his bed
- zooey deschanel’s dedication to ballet flats is a real moment in time
- imagine a world without jake johnson.
- the way schmidt pronounces chutney
- the use of she & him in the christmas episode
- lizzy! caplan!
- “when i work out, which isn’t often, i listen to huey lewis because it pumps me up”
- nick miller’s list of fears: sharks, tap water, real relationships (& blueberries)
- “please, don’t push me, ‘cause then i’ll have to reinstate my ban on high-waisted shorts.”
- it’s nick miller time dot com
- “TWO moons have past since you started doin’ it?!”
- “i might as well call you ‘bridge to terabithia’ because you make children cry!!”
SEASON TWO:
- nicholas. winstonial.
- “where are you, schmidt? this place is fancy, & i don't know which fork to kill myself with.”
- schmidt pretending to be a romney.
- prank sinatra
- “i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels.”
- thirsty mendelson
- JULIUS PEPPERWOOD
- “thin crust pizza? no thank you, i’m from chicago”
- 1, 2, 3, 4; JFK! FDR!
- “c’mon inspector gadget, inspect those tonsils.”
- panic moonwalk
- “yeah i saw through space and time for a minute but that’s not the point.”
- “i refuse to play for the wiffy”
- nick kroll as nick’s brother / character actress margo martindale as his mother!
- nick miller gargling beer
- merritt wever!
- “david foster wallace, where is the sex?”
- lettuce, tomato, lettuce, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, meat, cheese, lettuce.
- taylor swift!
SEASON THREE:
- paradise nick
- winston doing a puzzle
- “do you like it? it’s the perfect two-thirds replica of don draper’s office from ‘mad men’.”
- the arrival of ferguson the cat.
-“i’m not convinced I know how to read. i’ve just memorized a lot of words”
- nick miller’s box
-jon lovitz as schmidt’s rabbi
- a letter from michael keaton
- [email protected]
- in the famous words of singer/songwriter billy joel: i’m moving out
- “he throws pizza at seagulls...which i guess is nice, because he’s trying to feed them.”
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