Orlando Bloom is trending so I checked why and it’s because his baby has been born. That’s lovely news and as I read on it appears Katy Perry was also present in some capacity.......

Oh dear me, it appears Katy Perry fans are annoyed as they misunderstood and think I’m a misogynist. Children take a breath and read my words again....

Ok for those at the back on their phones sending me more hate - Katy Perry GAVE BIRTH Orlando Bloom’s NAME IS TRENDING. That’s the misogyny. That was the POINT....... “cries for the feminist future I foolishly imagined, as the sexist ageist tweets roll in to my time line ”

Truly the best thing about this misunderstanding are the Katy Perry fans who are realising their mistake and apologising They might not have got the feminist irony but they score huge love for their humility and capacity to apologise. Love Nik xxx