fuck it this is a thread of the fall out boys as diction warmups/tongue twisters from my drama club that they vaguely remind me of???
patrick

the lips the teeth the tip of the tongue the tip of the tounge the teeth the lips
pete

i sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
in a pestilential prison with a life long lock
awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
of a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block

(note: kids would no doubt replace that last word. i feel like pete would too.)
joe

wether the weather be cold
wether the weather be hot
we'll be together whatever the weather
wether we like it or not
andy

betty bought a box of butter but she said this butters bitter if i put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter, so betty bought a box of butter better than the bitter butter and it made her bitter batter better
end of thread i should do my homework now
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