Disclaimer! These descriptions are all from @techcrunch's notes from a 60 second pitch for these companies. If you view this thread as anything other than entertainment you may be a fool.
First up, @plummail. Look, this is a lot of words that I can condense into a short sentence: "Slack but it doesn't savage your RAM." Go. Use it. You'll make billions.
Next up, @TappityApp has a noble mission, a good pitch, but wipes out at the end by comparing itself to a library most notable for being sacked and burned to the ground by Caesar.

I assume they're hoping Facebook acquires them.
I'm seeing a slight problem here with Vena Vitals's "blood pressure monitoring, only without the needles" pitch.
This sounds like "Blue Apron, attempt twelve" to me, but what do I know?
It turns out that after extensive testing, @inFeedo has discovered that the employees most at risk of quitting their jobs are the ones forced to talk to an AI bot at work every day about their job satisfaction.
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