okay clone wars rewatch/full watch time
mute this thread if you don't want to see !

ep 1) why is yoda so funny to me ahsksjzhaka
also i should probably look up a watch guide huh

2) ok found this "ultimate episode guide" so im gonna follow that instead starting with season 2 ep 16

216: this spider dude is scary as fuck omg OBI WAN SEXY also anakin? has such a mouth on him. the battle droids are soo stupid i love them wait i see where anakin gets his sass from actually wait leave bail alone MAGDKSIS HELP US GENERAL KENOBI YOURE OUR ONLY HOPE

216 cont: omgg anakin is smart and bail!! luv him!! anakin really do be reckless u r right admiral

116: the clones are all handsome idc if they look the same...i love when the jedi throw shit w the force it's cool oh shit a traitor in the mix!! is obi flirting with ventress? HELLO WAIT HOLD UP IS THIS SUPPOSED TO BE A PIN-UP OF PADMÉ?? why her handmaiden robes tho

clone wars movie time!!

omg luminara you didn't speak but I love you anyways!! r2d2 is so cute also cody!!!!

AHSOKA!!! BABY!!!!!!

ahsoka:
Obi-Wan:
anakin:

rex calling ahsoka "little one" ahhh she's so baby i wanna cry!! ahsoka really has such an attitude i love it, anakin really does need someone to keep **him** on his toes like he does to obi-wan

wait the music is going hard here ngl

"GREAT! YOU WOKE THE BABY!" i mean y'all are being chased w the intent to kill also helpppp ahsoka saying why can't you be a tiny little mouse droid to artu (as my spanish subtitles call him) is so funny

the chancellor is sooo ugly palps i will kick your ass also PADMÉ PADMÉ PADMÉ PADMÉ HEHEHEHEHE WIFE TIME!!!!!!! her eyes r so pretty here

"artooie" jejeje ahsoka...babee...also the jazz is sexy here ngl but miss padmé pls be safe....

ok she do be looking good here tho wait the shadow on the wall of the stripper ahaksbsjsl well she tried too bad zero wouldn't listen...i wonder how hard it is for a hutt to learn basic...also ahsksh ahsoka trying to push anakin to talk about his past

uh Oh padmé

he said "you have my undying gratitude" anakin please not in front of ahsoka

301: shaak-ti makes me also damn cutup king of holding back i would have k-worded that bounty hunter ALSO there's no spanish subtitles for this season (? Perhaps the whole thing) which is sad bc i the spanish audio is...something else so i wanted to watch the span subtitles

99 he's so smart...he deserves more respect!!!

IM GONNA K-WORD THIS BOUNTY HUNTER HES SUCH A DICK

"not as lucky as i am to have a brother like you" HEAVY thank u for treating 99 with respect...the clones make me wanna cryyy

303: OMG HERAS DAD!!! twileks r so pretty

REPRESENTATIVE BINKS AGAKSHSUA CAN WE PLEASE GET A BETTER REP FROM NABOO

bail!!!! love him so much!!!;

IM GONNNA PEE JAR JAR IS SO FUNNY

NOOOO THE JEDI MASTER (I forget his name) died

"we're just clones sir. we're meant to be expendable" "not to me"

count dooku:
grevious:
battle droids
dooku: you failed bye
battle droids:
grevious: STOP STARING AT ME
battle droids:

"that one looks hungry" "nah they're just smiling at ya" anakin that was such a dad joke

MATCHSTICK AND TAG NOOO

man im glad threepio has more sense than padmé and anakin...queen of being willing to sacrifice herself for the cause but anakin won't let her

omg wait padmé is wearing her naboo pilot hairstyle a favorite look of mine personally

padmé is so smart except when she flies into a trap but yk also how can greevs call 3po and padmé "stowaways" bro you pulled her ship onto yours!! wait omg her butt looks good in this outfit

"everything i learned i learned from you" "oh if only that was true anakin" also them stumbling right into battle droids ahskshzisns

LUMINARA TIME!!!

"the things you do to get me alone" WAIT 3PO NO OBI-WAN YOU FUCKING DROPPED HIM also anakin saying trust me and padmé trusting him

"she seems to know her way around" "good shot senator" "beginners luck" y'all please obi-wan knows what's happening why must we tip-toe around this subject just tell obi upfront you fucking idiots

NOT HEAVY AND CUTUP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CANT DO THIS!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO HEAVY WILL NEVER RETURN FOR HIS BADGE THAT HE GAVE TO 99

302: DOES THIS MEAN. FIVE AND ECHO GET TO SEE 99. SINCE THEY'RE GOING TO KAMINO. ABSBSNSNSN

"I REMEMBER ALL MY BROTHERS" STOPPP man i wanna cry....heavy never got his medal back....but 99 wants to help

wait will shaak-ti be fighting in this episode love me some woman

man can't believe obi-wan dies in this episode /j WAIT THIS MF OUT HERE SWIMMING LMAOO

:-( the destruction of the city makes me sad bc it's so pretty inside

99 helping also the babies!! NO VENTRESS LET HIM GOO NOOOOOO WHY THE HELL DID SHE KISS HIM

YESS SHAAKI TI QUEEN I LOVE YOU

99 NOOOOO

"we've got to stop meeting like this my friend" obi wan you're so stupid kiss me already

"I planned to let the clones execute you, right now"
me and the boys

"WE LOST A TRUE SOLDIER" is that gives holding 99

THEYRE ARC TROOPERS NOWWW

"Rex old boy, it's time you joined the party" "with pleasure sir" I love Rex and Ahsokas friendship so much pls

artus screams abajababajajdisnxnzjw

"attachment is not suitable for a jedi" man obi-wan shut the hell up that droids one of the only good things he has from home don't make smack you upside the head also anakin doesn't want a r3 even if he's gold

"we'd like to buy a droid you sellin?" Shaksbsjsk also i don't think they find r2 in this episode sadly

droid fight droid fight droid fight

DROID HOMICIDE

jar jar time

"for meesa?" "yes youssa" DID JAR JAR DIE AHAKSNSHA THREEPIO FEELS SO GUILTY AHSKSHSB WAIT HES OKAY

NOT A JEDI ROBE IN THE CLOSET AHSKSBSIENDNAKA STUPID ASS ANAKIN oh no jar jar pls

"battle droids?" "No" "jar jar?" Ahsksbsksk please i support his attempts

ALL THOSE DAMN BOMBS JUST TO GET JAR JAR AHSKSHSKAKWNKW

he kissed the monster bc he saved them ahakshaha jar jar is iconic

"that jedi has summoned a monster" legends only

the clone petting the giant monster in the background ahakahshaaj love that

119: LUMINARA AND AHSOKA TIME!!!!!!!

AHSOKA PLEASE YOU CANT JUST THREATEN PEOPLE LIKE THAT ITS NOT THE JEDI WAY

"open this door and ill buy you a planet"

"I know I know hanging on!" Rex is simply looking out for u babes also AAYLA

"are all Jedi so reckless" "just the good ones"

"take it easy sir" anakin has never taken it easy in his entire life

man when i catch that ugly colonizing separatist he's gonna get his ass kicked

anakins dumb ass is like "I'm fine" bro you nearly died and have subscribed multiple injuries you aren't fine

man they really let his ass climb a giant tree

are they gonna test out the new weapons out on the lil monkey dudes

aayla saving her man....iconic also oh no they are gonna test against the money ppl

OBI WAN AND ANAKIN SNOW OUTFITS YES KINGS

the helmets on spikes...what the fuck is going on

senator chuchi...she's so gorgeous i hate this chairman he's so rude to her

damn the chairmen died lol too bad

BATTLE DROIDS ON NABOO? WTF

MANS IS SO ANXIOUS ABOUT PADMÉ LMAOOO me too bro

dj anakin
more concerned about padmés life than the galaxy

I wonder how long it took for ahsoka to figure out padmé and anakin were together

oh no looks like pads and snips are gonna get the virus

anakin whipping out his lightsaber to theater dr vindi and obi is like UHHH CHILL OUT

:-( ahsoka lost most of her pilots :-(

"that a girl ahsoka"

"tail-heads" DONT BE FUCKING RUDE THEYRE PRISONERS OF WAR WHAT THE FUCK

"general kenobi is known for his deceptive maneuvers"

the little twilek girl is so cute...she's baby

BARAKANABANBARKBARKGROWLSNARL IM IN LOVE WITH HIM OBI WITH A CHILD PLEASE

SHE WAS CALLING THEM BROTHER MY FUCKING HEART

"following your teachings" "is she winning?" "For now" ahskshakanskansbskansjskamaks anakins ass

great anakin is once again trapped under debris and ahsoka did not listen again

"I seemed to have misplaced my padawan" WAIT BANE SNATCHED HER PADAWAN BRAID OFF IM GONNA BEAT HIS ASS ($($(##)$((3#(!

"isn't negotiation the Jedi way" man this is anakin skywalker we're talking about that man doesn't know how to negotiate for his LIFE

the new piece on ahsokas new outfit reminds me of padmé

wait bane is pretending to be a clone wtfff

man obi and mace really said oh we're gonna report internal affairs to the chancellor now skyguy? then you go do the reporting

"excuse us child" i honestly think palpatine knows that ahsoka has the power to keep anakin from being swayed to the dark side, even more than padmé, who her herself was being manipulated by palps as well

ani and ahsoka on mustafar what will they do

the zillo beast is my friend i will protect the zillo beast

man he's just a giant dragon-tortoise who was taking a nice nap before the damn republic decided to bomb his fucking nap space

id go on a rampage too if i was woken up from like a 500 year nap

MACE RESTING A HAND ON THE BEAST

THEYRE UNLEASHING A GIANT BEAST TO BE STUDIED IN CORUSCANT. BRO. WHAT KINDA DUMBASS SHIT

THEY'RE HURTING HIM? HELP HIM MASTER WINDU HE JUST WANTS TO GO HOME

i wish the zillo beast ate palps </3

THANK YOU PADMÉ FOR BEING MY ZILLO BEAST ADVOCATE i can't believe anakins like "i can't believe this feel so strongly for this" and "secrets are good in wartime <3" man im gonna kick your ass where is your moral compass you're a fuckin Jedi

you KNOW padmé gave anakin a verbal lashing when they left palps chambers fuckin lil bitch

HES BREAKING FREE ZB IS FREE I REPEAT ZB IS FREE #FREEZILLOBEAST21BBY

ZB truly hates palps he chased after a hologram of him to kill him <3 king things

the way ZB is following palps is so fuckinf funny he hates him so much

NOOOO THEY'RE KILLING HIM THIS ISNT FAIR

was the travesty you were spreading throughout the galaxy not even chancellor? must you kill a creature who meant no harm, who simply wanted to be free? the last of its kind? you bastard

"they were...good friends" "I...didn't know that" fucking obi-wans eyebrow quirk sir PLEASE

"you finally found some time for me" get his ASS padmé also why does it matter if she was w Clovis before you anakin don't be fucking possessive

is anakin forgetting padmé ruled a country for 4 years starting at the age of 14 or somethin

Clovis is so ugly lmaoooooooo please padmé what did you see in him

NAHHH ANAKIN IS SO ANNOYING MANS IS JEALOUS PLEASE

wait he deserved that for trying to kiss padmé actually anakin you've got a right back for that

anakin does look good in the naboo pilot outfit tho

NOT THEM TRYING TO POISON PADMÉ

it's so weird to see her hair pulled back actually wtf

f to clovis but anakin is built different

update: we are 32 episodes down + the movie, 89 episodes to go

BARISS TIME !! also :-( ahsokas right anakin should trust her

**barriss My Bad she's so pretty....

"dependable barriss" that's gay ahsoka :-3 "you feel ahsoka is not up to the task" "I never said that" is it an attachment i smell ani baby

MAN ahsoka and barriss sacrificing themselves is making anakin refusing to let ahsoka die makes me soft he cares for her so much and ahsoka knows he's looking for you WAIT THEYRE HAND HOLDING RN

"unlike you I am prepared to let my student go" and "I knew you'd come looking for me" ahsksnsnakakakw

yk perhaps giving a padawan to the knight who started his training at age 9, lost his mother and home at 19, massacred a whole village of people, and has an attachment to his two droids wasn't the greatest idea but i mean im not the jedi council! altho i do love ani and ahsoka

ahsoka staring at barriss while you're trying to sleep is kinda gay yk

ugh this parasite episode is so fucking gross i hate it

ANAKIN COMMITS A WAR CRIME OH FUCK HERE HE GOES W THE FORCE CHOKING

ahsoka holding barriss in her lap anakin soothing her when she wakes up

ADI GALLIA TIME!! LOVE HER

THE TWI'LEK-HUMAN BABIESSSSS THEYRE SO CUTE I LOVE THEM AND SUU shes so gorgeous. god i just love the women in star wars ngl thats like half the tweets in this thread, me just talking about the ladies