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stray kids as very specific jobs i think they’d be great at if they weren’t famous: a thread
chan: personal trainer or zumba instructor: don’t ask i just think he’d want an active job w people!! also he already goes to the gym and teaches his friends how to take better care of themselves
minho: car salesman: he is very persuasive and would definitely get employee of the month awards every month. he’d be super competitive w his coworkers.
changbin: t-mobile employee: he’d look good in hot pink polos: sue me. i also feel like he’d be rlly good at putting case protectors on straight and getting all the air bubbles out of em
hyunjin: prosecuting lawyer: he is very convincing. he makes puppy eyes at the jury and they cave immediately. he returns to his penthouse and victoriously sips the most expensive red wine out on his balcony, overlooking the city.
jisung: golf caddy: he’s talkative at the right times and knows how to start conversation. also he’s buff so he can carry the clubs around pretty easily and i think he’d drive the golf carts a little too fast but!! we can’t all be perfect can we
felix: journalist or poet: he’d want a flexible schedule, i think. he is probably very good at figuring out your secrets. he can see right through you if you lie and he will record incriminating conversations. he probably also owns a carrot pen from zootopia.
seungmin: judge: he treats every1 the same and no matter the situation, he stands for one thing above all else: himself. this sets everyone else equal. he’s good at distinguishing truth from lies and is far smarter than he gets credit for. probably has a ton of different gavels.
jeongin: kindergarten teacher: he relates to the children. he carries around a lot of colorful bandaids, candies, and pens with him. he plays movies every friday and is one of the teachers w the mini yoga balls instead of desk chairs. probably has a class pet (turtle or hedgehog)
