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...spend the night at Nii's place(for anybody wey go Legon, how you go tell me say moving from Kwapong to Limann be too late? Like bitch what the actual fuck??)
I vex wey i say i no go text ohemaa again...one day, two days, three days, ohemaa too no dey text back...
I vex wey i say i no go text ohemaa again...one day, two days, three days, ohemaa too no dey text back...
...like ei, Efua,text me small make I show you say i vex saf er
Fourth day early in the morning,my heart no dey fit,wey i text Efua say wosop,this girl say she dey cool but she dey want talk plus me so make i come over her place...
Fourth day early in the morning,my heart no dey fit,wey i text Efua say wosop,this girl say she dey cool but she dey want talk plus me so make i come over her place...
I tinop for bed top, twaa fresh for my face then shadaa say adey go claim apology from ohemaa.
I kech her room,ohemaa say "rydee she get over Nii but unfortunately for me, the three days i no talk to am, she assumed i was gonna dump her too so she channel the energy some put my..
I kech her room,ohemaa say "rydee she get over Nii but unfortunately for me, the three days i no talk to am, she assumed i was gonna dump her too so she channel the energy some put my..
...top. so the long and short be say she has gotten over all the boys in her life.(like ei, wene kiddi excuse too this)some tear come dey my eye top but no yawa,her roommates dey the room inside so i no fit show emotions bebree like that...i just talk say ihr wey i komot...
I komot naa wey some strong wind bi push demma goddamn heavy door,i no move three steps saf wey this girl text me say "pls do not slam my door again, you almost woke my roommate up"(like ei, my mental health dem dey take play like this?)... i kech hostel i no dey fit talk boys...
I kech room, i make lucky say boys raise Fifa come so like emake me steady small...like one week come pass,lowkey adey hope say ohemaa go text me then talk me say like she dey play or something but s3 na abi some clown bi for ein eye top kraa...
Oh well, like one month come pass I upgrade go different woman dey live my humble life,adey kai waaa,that night i go some Methodist midweek some wey the devil herself called mid-service
Like ei,my first night in church and shit just starts getting real? I pick up, ohemaa say...
Like ei,my first night in church and shit just starts getting real? I pick up, ohemaa say...
"Kay where are you? Ive been to your place and you're not around" i no know what do me but for some reason i just shun the church service go my room...herh Efua make fiiiiiiiiine, like ei..me i get taste waa oo,herh...anyway,no she didnt come to apologize whatsoever
Toxic queen say make we go balcony sake of my roommates dey, i figa we dey go do telenovela shit kraa, i root puddon saf... we kech a, Efua wossop, i swear she didnt say a word but was staring blankly outside and just broke down in tears...
(You know that kind of tears children cry to the extend that they cant even utter a word???yea,that shit was exactly what ohemaa was doing) lowkey i thought they were apologetic tears...but mhern was i wrong
She ask "kobby is something wrong with me?" "Have i harmed anyone?"
She ask "kobby is something wrong with me?" "Have i harmed anyone?"
In my head, i was like yes bitch you hurt me...but the gentleman in me just asked why whats wrong...she hug me start dey cry for my white shadda inside(r.i.p. to one of my favorite t-shirts) wey she do that black eye shadow thing...before she could say another word i realized...
...the white t shirt mess up big time,i was like this better be worth it.
She started my boyfriend just broke up with me...i was like dont worry im sure he'll come around, she was like no you dont get it,we've broken up several times and this time i think its really over...
She started my boyfriend just broke up with me...i was like dont worry im sure he'll come around, she was like no you dont get it,we've broken up several times and this time i think its really over...
I was like you're exaggerating...its been just a month,how many times can you break up in a month...she say evi the Nii guy....like herh ohemaa,you get balls ooo
You are here to bitch about the same nigga??
She say the nigga talk sth wey she vex wey she leave ein room...as she...
You are here to bitch about the same nigga??
She say the nigga talk sth wey she vex wey she leave ein room...as she...
...dey lef ein room,the boy call saa she no mind am wey she lef so the guy say she disrespect am hence,they are over...man, God works in mysterious ways, my first night in church??
Anyway, they never got back even though i thought they would, ohemaa start dey do aho hyehy3...
Anyway, they never got back even though i thought they would, ohemaa start dey do aho hyehy3...
I eat like twice just for the hell of it wey i talk am say im in love with someone else so i cant do this to her.
Cindy Efua, from Gimpa law school, once again onyae gbemi x2
Cindy Efua, from Gimpa law school, once again onyae gbemi x2
Oh and one more thing,incase you think i forgot you still owe me ghc50...anywhere i go see you biaa,you go pay am
If you see this and you think you vex, you can send it via Vodafone cash
If you see this and you think you vex, you can send it via Vodafone cash
You cant laugh at my pain and not follow me...that be the least you could do chale
Ps whiles you lot are here, I just moved to Nungua not long ago...making some new friends no go be bad idea...hmu if you live around Nungua brigade especially if you get fifa
