my roommate doing her first assignment of the semester thread:

@KristenKTimmons
“I wish my computer dies”
“did you know that if you do this *pic* that it gets rid of your chin fat?”
“OH MY GOD IM NOT DONE...

that was only part ooone 😭😭😭

...I’m gonna throw up on my book”
“were you the one who taught me what BOGO meant?”
“you know when you have a balloon and you let the air out and it goes *psszzhpisttuuu*... you know? you know?”
*oven beeps for 1 min timer on nuggs*

“OH? oh.”
“nugs not drugs... stay in school! I used to have a lanyard that says nugs not drugs”
“... it’s a stranasaurus... a turantula... well it’s not a velociraptor bc they fly in the sky... I’m really happy with my bowl of dinosaurs...”
“ I don’t understand why Darren is making me answer all these questions... he has the book, he can look them up himself”
“sometimes when I think about dinosaurs and dragons in my head... they merge into the same thing... dragons were the motor to the ark.. *pshewww*”
*reading this thread*

“I... I don’t think I was coherent for like.. any of these quotes”
“be a thermostat, not a thermometer... what?? that makes zero sense”
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