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“I wish my computer dies”
“did you know that if you do this *pic* that it gets rid of your chin fat?”
“OH MY GOD IM NOT DONE...
that was only part ooone
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...I’m gonna throw up on my book”
that was only part ooone
...I’m gonna throw up on my book”
“were you the one who taught me what BOGO meant?”
“you know when you have a balloon and you let the air out and it goes *psszzhpisttuuu*... you know? you know?”
*oven beeps for 1 min timer on nuggs*
“OH? oh.”
“OH? oh.”
“nugs not drugs... stay in school! I used to have a lanyard that says nugs not drugs”
“... it’s a stranasaurus... a turantula... well it’s not a velociraptor bc they fly in the sky... I’m really happy with my bowl of dinosaurs...”
“ I don’t understand why Darren is making me answer all these questions... he has the book, he can look them up himself”
“sometimes when I think about dinosaurs and dragons in my head... they merge into the same thing... dragons were the motor to the ark.. *pshewww*”
*reading this thread*
“I... I don’t think I was coherent for like.. any of these quotes”
“I... I don’t think I was coherent for like.. any of these quotes”
“be a thermostat, not a thermometer... what?? that makes zero sense”
