JUST HAD THE WORST EXPERIENCE WITH A WATERMELON A THREAD
OKAY SO MY SISTER WAS LIKE “DUDe help! the watermelon is spilling” IM LIKE OKAY WTF??? IG ITS EXTRA JUICY??? SO I GRAB PAPER TOWELS AND THERES A SHIT TON OF WATER
I WAS LIKE “oh shit lmao” AND SHE CUT INTO IT AGAIN AND WATER FLOWS OUT
I TAKE A PEAK INSIDE AND THERES BARELY ANY MELON!??? JUST WATER??? IM LIKE ITS OKAY WE’LL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO

the watermelon was so fucking soft like,,, IT WASNT EVEN A BAD WATERMELON I JUST,,, WHAT!???
THE THING IS MY DAD GON COME BACK TO A FULL WATERMELON GONE LIKE WTF WE GUNNA SAY???? A WIDE ASS MELON JUST GONE
THIS IS HOW IT LOOKED LIKE AFTER DRAINING IT TWO TIMES,,, EVEN AFTER THE MELON LEAKED ALL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR
NOT ONLY THAT BUT THE HALF WE MADE THE SMOOTHY WITH, ACTUALLY SMELLS LIKE SHIT

LIKE IT DOESNT TASTE LIKE SHIT BUT IT SMELLS LIKE ACTUAL SHIT
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