What people don& #39;t tell you about being a scientist:

1) 80 percent of science is making mistakes and testing things that don& #39;t work. You& #39;re not stupid that& #39;s how it works

2) You are now the on-call IT for your whole extended family. I don& #39;t make the rules

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3) People will randomly compare you to one of the guys in the Big Bang Theory. It& #39;s not offensive, it& #39;s "funny".

4) People assume you know about every hype news article tangentially related to your subject... But you struggle to keep up with the literature in your niche

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5) It& #39;s now super easy for unimaginative family members to buy you Christmas presents: wether it& #39;s a Planets blanket or T-Shirt that says "the mytochondria is the power house of the cell"...
Worst thing is? You actually dig that shit.

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6) You dread the science question at the pub quizz because everyone turns to you and when you inevitably get it wrong cuz it& #39;s NOT YOUR FIELD everyone judges you anywayhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Müdes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Müdes Gesicht">

7) You& #39;re super skeptical of your own science until a conspiracy theorist slips into your comments https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⚔️" title="Gekreuzte Schwerter" aria-label="Emoji: Gekreuzte Schwerter">

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